Lemminks! Lemmiwinks! Lemmiwinks! etc.

Lemmiwinks journeyed a distance far and fast
To find his way out of, a gay mans ass
The road ahead, is full of danger and fright
But push onward Lemmiwinks with all of your might

"Lemmiwinks, you are coming to the entrance of the small intestines.
There you must seek out the sparrow prince!"

The Sparrow Prince lies somewhere way up ahead
Don't look back Lemmiwinks or you will soon be dead
Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, the time is growing late
Slow down now and seal your fate

"I am the Sparrow Prince, long has my spirit been trapped within this place.
Before you lies the maze of the small intestines, one path leads to the stomach, the other to doom.
Take with you this helmut and torch, let them be your guide."

Take the magic helmut torch to help you light the way!
There's still a lot of ground to cross inside the man so gay
Ahead of you lies adventure, and your strength still lies within
Freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win!

Lemmiwinks has made it out, his tail is nearly through

"Great job Lemmiwinks!"
"Thanks to you we are all free."
"But your adventures are just beginning, for you are no ordinary gerbil, Lemmiwinks. You are, the Gerbil King!"
"All hail the Gerbil King!"

Now that you're the Gerbil King there's more adventures to go on
Fly away to far away lands into the setting sun
There's still so many enemies and battles yet to fight
For Lemmiwinks the Gerbil King Could be told a thousand nights

Lem, Lem, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks etc.