Category: Fostering

Chicken and Spinach Adobo for dinner. I called Fred to dinner, he took a bite of chicken, and made a face. “It tastes awful… chickeny,” he said. This is a common complaint of his, one I’ve never quite understood. One of the reasons we stopped buying free-range chickens from the farm in Hartselle is because they tasted, according to him, “too chickeny.” I guess he expected they’d taste like… what? Mint chocolate chip? That’s why we only bought one dozen eggs from the same farm, because he didn’t like the taste. I don’t remember exactly how he put it, but I’m sure he thought the eggs were too eggy. This does not give me high hopes for when our bitchez start producing eggs. Anyway, he took a bite, made a face, and commented on the chickeniness of the chicken I’d made for dinner. Which pissed me off, because I cannot FUCKING STAND IT when I make dinner – dinner I don’t particularly WANT to make, because I’d eat every single meal out, if given the choice – and he or the spud turn their nose up at it. It drives me flat-out fucking nuts. I think it’s RUDE. “You’re so goddamn RUDE,” I said. “Why?” he said. “I didn’t say you made it poorly, you can’t help if it tastes chickeny! It’s no reflection on your or your cooking!” Still, I was mad. “Because I made this fucking DINNER and you come in, take one bite, and make a face!” I snarled. “IT’S RUDE.” “It’s not RUDE,” he protested. “It’s just the way it is! I’m still going to eat it! Look!” And he took another bite of the chicken. And made a face at its chickeniness. “It IS rude,” I said. “And I’m going to put a poll up on my site and invite everyone to vote, and they’ll tell you it’s rude, too!” Fred grinned through a mouthful of chickeny chicken. “I thought you were going to say you were going to put a pole up my ass.” “If you don’t stop making that face, I MIGHT.” So, vote.

HOW RUDE!
Is it rude, when someone’s been slaving over dinner, for someone else to come in, take a bite of said meal, make a face, and comment disparagingly on the chickeniness of the chicken?	Yes. God. SO RUDE. No. God. You’re so TOUCHY. I don’t know. God. I don’t CARE. I just like to click!
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* * * Saturday, after we’d been to see TransSNOREmers, we went to the grocery store to pick up a few things, then decided to go to Big Lots to see if they had any cheap-ass furniture we could use as a canning cupboard, at least temporarily, since all the stuff I’ve canned is starting to really take over the huge-ass mantel in the dining room. We were looking for a parking spot, and Fred said something horribly politically incorrect. I don’t even remember what it was, only that it annoyed me, which is the only reason he ever says horrible things, to get a rise out of me. “I’M GOING TO WRITE ABOUT THAT,” I said, annoyed. “I’m going to write that you said that, and my readers will rise up and you will be SORRY.” He just smirked at me. “If they knew half the awful shit you say just to be an ass, you’d be HUNG,” I said. He grinned. “Oh, I already am!” I walked right into THAT one. * * * To answer the question about Sugarbutt’s trip to the vet – I mentioned that I thought he had ringworm, because we discovered over the weekend (because it always ALWAYS has to happen on a holiday or over the weekend, doesn’t it?) a big raw spot on his neck. Well. It ain’t ringworm. It’s a goddamn blahdy-blah ulcer, like the one that affects Miz Poo’s lip. Caused by allergies. I didn’t realize it until I was looking him over with the vet, but he has a couple of spots on his lip too. DAMN IT. She gave him a shot of steroids, and his neck is already looking about 10,000 times better. I hope it was a one-time thing, but I’m afraid it’s not. If he has an issue again, I’m going to ask if we can do an allergy test on him like we did on Miz Poo. Like I said to the vet, why is it ALWAYS my favorite ones? (She suggested I’m a carrier. Heh.) * * * Note that the damn chickens CERTAINLY make themselves at home when Fred lets them into the back yard every afternoon. We’ve got a Buff roosting on the side of the pot that holds the one roma tomato plant we’ve got – they also like to peck at the damn plant, and oddly enough (NOT) it has stopped producing tomatoes. There’s a Speckle on the table, rooting through the black beans Fred left there to dry, and on the chair is another Speckle, about to lay a big chickeny poop on that chair, I’m sure. You can check the picture out on Flickr to see the damn chickens in better detail. * * * Tina Louise is now at the pet store. When I put her in the cage to check it out (and then took her out and cuddled her; I didn’t just throw her in the cage and take off, no – it was an hour-long extravaganza of coaching her to look cute and be friendly with a heaping helping of feeling guilty liberally sprinkled on top), she walked around the cage hissing, and when people walked by she’d hiss some more. She checked out her litter box and I was afraid she might decide to hide in there, but she didn’t – she came out and looked around some more, and finally I had to leave or else I’d clutch her to my bosom and run out of there and maybe hide her in the closet and keep her forever and ever. The word from the adoption counselor (they do adoptions Tuesday evenings), someone was quite taken with her, but since they got to the store just before it closed, they were going to come back Friday and maybe adopt her or Eragon (the cat who was abandoned by the side of the road in a cat carrier in the middle of the summer in Alabama, grrrrr), or hopefully both. Here’s hoping! Break my heart, why dontcha? * * * Speaking of foster kitties, remember Jack Frost, one of the Christmas kitties? This is one of my favorite pictures I’ve ever taken. In fact, it’s the picture on my checks right now. Well, he was returned to the shelter last week because his owners were moving and couldn’t or didn’t want to take him with them. (Grrrr.) This is Jack Frost now. Fred says he has a Mister Boogers hatin’ look. * * * Sugarbutt, hiding in Fred’s bed. He does this whenever the doorbell rings or a stranger enters the house. * * * Previously 2006: I thought I was going to die from the sheer annoyance factor. 2005: But really, is there anything less threatening than giving someone the FINGER? 2004: No entry. 2003: Ever have one of those days, or is it just me? 2002: He can’t close a drawer all the way to save his life. 2001: What next, I ask you? 2000: Surely y’all know me better by now?]]>

Edited to add: I don’t know why I thought it was square. Here it is (if that link doesn’t work, search on “Kool Dogz Ice Treat Maker”). Though why you couldn’t just use a plain ol’ $5 bucket from Target, I don’t know.

* * * From my comments: Have you seen the Animal Planet show “Meerkat Manor“? It’s been on a for a few seasons, but I just discovered it. [snip] Both cats then proceed to watch the show INTENTLY. We had five episodes Tivo’d and they sat there watching the entire time. It’s like kitty crack or a kitty soap opera. They LOVED it and it really was the cutest thing to see them watching, their little heads moving back and forth to follow the action. I’ve watched a couple of episodes of Meerkat Manor, and I think it’s about the cutest thing ever. We only watched a few episodes, though, and then the DVR stopped recording it, and it completely left my mind that I’d ever watched it, and now I think I’ll go set the DVR to catch some more episodes. The cats weren’t interested in it, though – our cats are rarely interested in what’s on TV. Unless we’re watching a loud movie with lots of bass, and then That Badass Mister Boogers gets all scared and runs out of the room. * * * My 15 year old cat became depressed while I was away for two weeks and he lost a lot of weight. He stopped eating but would drink water. I have been force feeding him baby food, between 1 and 2 jars a day if I am lucky. He seems like he put on a pound or two but I still feel his spine when I pet him. I have not taken him in to the vet because I know they are going to tell me terrible things. If he is going to die then I don’t want to torture him first. He is alert, loving and I still can get him to purr. Do you have any advice? My only advice is to take him to the vet. It’s better to know what you’re dealing with – and it really could be something easily cured, it’s not necessarily something horrible or anything that will require a lot of treatment (ie, torture). You’re honestly going to be better off knowing what’s going on, rather than not knowing, and thinking the worst. * * * I think you should name a future foster kitty pattypan. I don’t know why, but it cracks me up every time I read it. I think that’s an EXCELLENT idea. Maybe I’ll name the next bunch of fosters after things from the garden – Zucchini and Pattypan and Sunflower, maybe? * * * I know you probably addressed this but your ‘past entries’ reminded me…. do you miss the pool? Will you be putting a pool in at the new place? Surprisingly, I don’t miss the pool we had at our first house, at all. There are times when it’s really hot out, and I think it would be nice to go for a swim, but for the most part, I don’t really miss it. There are no plans to get a pool at this point, but who knows? Things change! Now if we could buy that quarry (the one we used to swim at, that has since been closed to the public), that’d be something else entirely. * * * Gosh Robyn, you really haven’t said much about the Spud moving to Rhode Island. How are you feeling about the whole thing? How soon does she plan to come and visit? I’m not sure I’d be handling it as well as you seem to be. Is she driving to Rhode Island by herself??? The other night in bed, Fred and I were discussing what we were having for dinner for the rest of the week, and he said “What are we having Thursday?” and I said “A big bowl of PAR-TAY.” I KID. I’m dealing surprisingly well with the situation, though I’ve been weepier than usual over the past week or so. The thing is that we’re used to her going away for several weeks every summer, so it really just seems like the same sort of thing. I expect it won’t really sink in that she’s gone until August comes, and rather than coming home to get ready to start school, she’ll still be gone. I don’t know when she’s planning to come visit – she hasn’t said anything about it, so we’ll see. She’s not driving to Rhode Island by herself, there’s no way on earth my nerves could take it if she was doing that. Her father is flying down from Rhode Island tomorrow, they’re spending the night in a hotel, and hitting the road early Thursday morning. If he wasn’t flying down, I was fully prepared to step in and tell her I’d drive to Rhode Island with her. She hasn’t made any long road trips – not to Birmingham or Nashville, even – and the idea of her driving all that distance by herself? No way I could handle that! * * * It’s almost time for the spud to go, huh? 🙁 Will she have a gaggle of cats waiting for her at her new home, or is she gonna have to go cold turkey? Which of the cats at your house is she gonna miss the most? Are any of the 6 (eight!) “her” cat? Her father and stepmother have two cats, so she won’t go catless, thank god. I’m not sure which cat she’ll miss the most, though I think it’ll probably come down to Miz Poo or Mister Boogers; both of them like to hang out in her room, and I know Mister Boogers tends to sleep with her (he’s a bed hog, she has reported). None of them are really “her” cat, but they all like her plenty. They think she’s the cat’s pajamas! Maxi thinks she might like a trip to Rhode Island, though. * * * Warning: Grossness ahead. Avoid this section if you’re eating or have a weak stomach. This morning I got up at 6 (which I’ve been doing more often than not lately; even if I WANT to sleep in, my eyes pop open at 6. Ugh.), puttered around the house, and then went outside to fill the bird feeders and clean and refill the bird baths. I had just filled a bird feeder when I looked down and saw two worms squirming around. “Hey, the chickens would like those!” I said, and picked them up. Let me pause for a moment to reiterate – I PICKED THEM UP. Worms. I picked them up. With my veryown hands. WHO AM I AND WHAT HAVE I DONE WITH THE REAL ROBYN? So I picked up the worms and walked into the back yard, and as I crossed the lawn to the chicken yard, I saw a rather large, dead mouse laying there. Fred leaves a couple of gates to the back yard open at night so Maxi and Newt can come and go as they please. Apparently Maxi, the mighty mighty hunter, had killed a mouse and kindly left it for our indoor kitties to snack upon. Luckily, they hadn’t found it yet. I tossed the worms to the chickens, who looked at the worms, then looked at me, and said “Lady. Seriously. This is all you’ve got? WORMS? Give us something good. Give us some CHICKEN or some egg salad, for the love of BUG-AWK.” Then I walked back to where the dead mouse was laying, and I regarded it, and I pondered. Did I leave it there until Fred got home and let him deal with it? No, because our indoor kitties might decide to snack upon it and then come inside and barf up mouse pieces all over the house. I considered getting a shovel, picking it up with that, and tossing it into the ditch, but finally I told myself to MAN UP, NANCY, bent over, and picked it up by the tail. Involuntary, I shuddered and made the GOOD CHRIST THIS IS NASTY face, and high-stepped it for the unfenced area of the yard. I got through the gate and then stood for a moment to consider what I wanted to do. Did I want to carry it alllll the way to the ditch, or did I want to leave it near the tree for Fred to deal with? As I stood there, the corpse of the mouse turned a bit in the breeze, making its tail twist between my thumb and forefinger, and it felt EXACTLY like the tail was moving – as if the mouse had come back to life and was considering the best way to gnaw my face off – and in one smooth movement I did a two-step dance move that looked like something from Lord of the Dance, screamed a hooting sort of shriek, and flung the mouse away from me. It landed next to the nearest tree and I winced and gagged and shuddered, and decided to leave it there. I headed to the garage to get more bird seed to fill the bird feeders, and on my way to the garage I saw a second – much smaller – dead mouse. I kicked it over by the other one; Fred can deal with them both when he gets home. An hour later, after a quick trip to the recycling center, I walked from the driveway to the door and looked over to see Newt. Who was hunched over the bigger of the two mice. Chewing on it. BLEGH. The mighty, mighty huntress. * * * I took the kittens to the vet for their rabies shots yesterday. When I walked in, I said “Just so you know, these kittens aren’t friendly at all. They’re pretty wild.” and the vet assistant looked worried, and she said “Do they scratch?” I said, “They don’t really scratch, they just kind of hiss and growl and flail around a lot.” “Oh great,” she said, and opened the carrier. She reached in to grab Gilligan, and they hissed and backed up, and she withdrew her hand. “They’re YOUR fosters,” she said. “I think YOU should get them out!” I reached in and grabbed Maryanne, who hissed and flailed, but once I got her out and was holding her by the nape of the neck, she just looked angry. They all got weighed and got their shots, and then were happy to be back in their carrier, huddled together and full of hatred. In a few hours I’ll be running Tina Louise to the pet store, and hopefully someone will fall in love with her goofy little face and her beauty mark and adopt her immediately. Fingers crossed! Gilligan in the hammock. “I am highly suspicious of your intentions, lady.” Mister Suspicious and the Lovebug. * * * I got this little stair thingy on eBay from the same people I got the cat tree from, and I put it in front of the window next to my desk in the computer room. See, there used to be a recliner there, and Spot liked to lay on the back of the recliner and look out the window, but we moved the recliner to the front room and so Spot’s been hanging out there instead. So I saw this stair thingy and thought it would be perfect for Spot, because he’s old and doesn’t move as easily as he used to. Only, Spot could NOT be less interested in it; instead, Tommy and Mister Boogers fight for dominance of the stair thingy. They like to snooze on the top step and sometimes dig through the trash and see if there’s anything interesting. Why he doesn’t just go to the front porch to stay dry, I don’t know. * * * Previously 2006: Playing with tigers. 2005: No entry. 2004: No entry. 2003: How to kick a sock’s ass. If it had an ass. 2002: “What’s your name?” he asked. 2001: No entry. 2000: Leave it to me to have sex dreams about the gay guy, huh?]]>

SoftPaws would prevent them from climbing, but you’d think wrong. I guess all they need is their back claws to get them up the tree, and use their front paws for holding on. The worst part of the whole experience was finally getting ahold of Tommy and starting to climb down the fence, and Tommy losing his shit, clawing at me, getting free, and leaping onto the ground from about ten feet up. He was perfectly fine, but I thought I was going to have a heart attack. Goddamn cats.

* * * I don’t know that my day got much better after that. I spent ten hours canning and freezing shit, and I am SICK TO FUCKING DEATH of waiting for stuff to come to a boil on my shitty stove. I had mixed together the water, vinegar, and sugar for this recipe and I kid you not – it took an HOUR AND A HALF to come to a boil. By the end of the day I’d canned five pints of green beans, another five of corn, vacuum-packed a bazillion ears of corn for the freezer, and a ton and a half of summer squash, zucchini, and pattypan squash. Then I peeled and seeded a ton of tomatoes, cut them up, put them in the stock pot and let them cook for a few hours, and if we get an entire serving of spaghetti sauce out of all those goddamn tomatoes, we’ll be lucky. That’s what I get for slacking all day Saturday, I guess. Saturday morning I got up and was gearing up to do some canning when Fred mentioned that Transformers was playing in Nearville at the theater where we’d attempted to see Live Fred Free or Die Hard last week. Also, it was starting at 10:00, and it was my opinion that no one was going to get their lazy asses out of bed to get to the movie theater at 10:00 on a Saturday morning, so we’d practically have the theater to ourselves. I took a shower, spent some time with the fostermonkeys, lazed around reading a book, and then it was time to go. As I’d suspected, there were few other people in the theater, though a group of seven or eight preteen boys showed up about ten minutes into the movies. The movie, well, what can I say about a movie I wasn’t interested in seeing in the first place? That cute little Shia LaBeouf is a cutie pie, and I think he was well-suited for the role. Megan Fox is a hottie, I guess, though I don’t know why they didn’t just have her carry a sign around that said “I’m a raging hottie and I know lots about cars and I’m every boy’s wet dream! LOLZ!” and be done with it. I didn’t have a fucking clue what was going on during the action sequences, though I’m sure if I were a geek and a 13 year-old boy, watching things transform into other things would have been cool. Mostly I enjoyed the funny parts and my mind wandered during the rest of it and I found myself wishing I had a book and flashlight with me, more than once. I’m sure Fred will want to own it so he can watch the transforming parts over and over again, which is when I’ll be catching up on my reading. * * * I was supposed to take Tina Louise to the pet store on Saturday, but Friday afternoon the shelter manager realized that none of them had had their rabies shots yet and so I was about to shoot out the door to take them to the vet when the spud called to tell me that she’d been in an accident. She called me before she’d even gotten out of the car, apparently, and I asked her how bad it was, and she got out of the car, looked, and started crying. “It’s bad!” she said. I told her to call the police, hung up, and called Fred. He was closer to where she’d had the accident, so he left work and went to where she was, and I sat and worried that she’d totaled her car, five days before she was to drive it to Rhode Island. When Fred called me back a while later, he told me it was just a fender bender. Her rear fender was dented and her left rear reflector was broken, but it was definitely drivable and not bad. So the spud has to do all the fun grown-up things she didn’t have to do when she got into an accident two years ago (poor E’gar!), like get the accident report, open a claim with the insurance company, get an estimate. She’s supposed to be doing all that today, and hopefully she’ll get it all done before Wednesday. Welcome to adulthood, right? Anyway, I didn’t take the kittens to the vet, so Tina Louise got a reprieve and got lots of snuggles this weekend. I’m taking them all to have their rabies shots this afternoon, then Tina Louise will be going to the pet store tomorrow. I hope like hell she gets adopted before next Monday, because I would HATE seeing her little monkey face in that cage next Monday. Also going to the vet’s this afternoon will be Sugarbutt. Not only is he due for his yearly checkup and shots, we found a raw-looking spot on his neck over the weekend that looks an awful lot like it could be ringworm (pleasegoddontletitberingworm), so he needs to have that looked at. I suspect that it will be a FUN drive to the vet, with the kittens looking terrified and Sugarbutt looking terrified, and having to hold Sugarbutt down (the cat don’t take too kindly to strangers) so the vet can look at him, and trying to hold the kittens down so they can get their shots. Why do I get to have all the fun, I ask you? * * * The Sugs in question. You’ll note a bare-ish patch on his arm. I don’t know what’s up with that, either. I thought it might be a grooming thing, but he’s got a patch like that behind his ear as well, so I don’t know. Hopefully the vet will! * * * Previously 2006: No entry. 2005: No entry. 2004: I am smooth like a Barbie doll, and as far as I’m concerned, everyone else in the world is lacking nipples and sexual organs. 2003: Although, my father used to say to me ‘Nando, don’t be a shnook. It’s not how you feel, it’s how you look! And roo look mahvelous! 2002: Because, my friends, I am a squeezer. 2001: Any excuse to hold up the Laziest Gal in the South title. 2000: No entry.]]>

* * * Those of you who suggested the Corn Zipper in yesterday’s comments, it is clear to me that great minds think alike. Mine should be here later today, and hopefully it’ll be exactly what I need. Especially since Fred picked another ten ears of corn yesterday (which I put in Food Saver bags, husk and all, vacuumed and sealed, and stuck them in the freezer. The food dehydrator should be here later today, and it can’t be soon enough – I need to get those cherry tomatoes a-dryin’, because we’ve got a metric ton of them. I’m also going to try my hand at drying zucchini and yellow squash, and maybe some pattypan, too. If I post an entry on Monday saying that one of the cats disappeared over the weekend, it is NOT because I dehydrated one of them, then vacuum-sealed them in a Food Saver bag. I’d never do that (unless they were being veryvery annoying, of course).

* * * Comments: Can you not get regular, NORMAL bugs like little ants, or maybe a house fly? What’s with all of the prehistoric monsters??? Well, we get those too, of course, but who the hell wants to see pictures of a little ant or a house fly (we usually get a couple of flies in the house every day. I’ve become quite skilled with the fly swatter!)? I want to ook y’all out with a picture of a big, nasty bug! * * * Are you sick of the gardening questions yet? 🙂 Do you water your garden by hand, or do you let the rain (lack thereof this year, I hear) take care of it? I’m not sick of the gardening questions, as long as y’all realize I’m no gardening guru and very well might not know what the hell I’m talking about! We’ve had so little rain this spring and summer that Fred’s been using soaker hoses in the garden. He usually waters a couple of rows every day. He uses a regular sprinkler for the cantaloupe and watermelon section of the garden, because those plants are growing kind of willy-nilly. * * * I LOVE zucchini, but have never had patty pan squash. Not to sound stupid, but how do you cut that up? Do you eat the rind? Thanks! I usually cut it up so that I get the biggest slices, if that makes any sense – holding the squash so the stem is pointing to the side, I cut it straight down, in slices, and I don’t peel it first. So far we’ve eaten it oven-fried and also sauteed with garlic and onion. The taste is similar to zucchini or yellow squash, but I think it holds together a little better than those do. I love the pattypan squash oven-fried, but I think next year we don’t need to plant quite as many of them – we have a ton in the freezer, and I’m not sure if it’ll work to oven-fry them this winter. I guess we’ll see! * * * does Sugarbutt get up on your cabinets without leaving scratches on the sides??? My orange tabby kitten Boudreaux has wrecked a very nice buffet (sideboard) by digging his back claws into the side for leverage when he jumps up on it. Grr. I actually had to go look at the cabinets to see if there were any scratches; there aren’t, maybe because Sugarbutt jumps up onto the counter, from there to the top of the refrigerator, and then from there to the top of the cabinets, and none of those jumps are all that high. * * * Say goodbye to Tina Louise, y’all. She’s off to the pet store tomorrow. * * * It’s tough to be a Toms. * * * Previously 2006: If the vet tells me that Tommy’s overweight, I’m going to say, with great dignity, “We prefer to call him ‘portly’.” 2005: Mia. 2004: There were a couple of parts that had me laughing so hard I could barely breathe – especially the line “I see you have a little swimming mouse”. 2003: No entry. 2002: No entry. 2001: No entry. 2000: Have I ever mentioned that I’m kind of a dork?]]>

Kosher Dill Pickle Mix, and we looked it over, shrugged, and decided to buy some of that instead. It seemed like it would be way easier to add vinegar and water to a packet of stuff than to have to mix up a bunch of ingredients, especially given that we couldn’t find half the stuff we needed. “And it’s kosher, so we can share with our Jewish friends!” Fred crowed. The joke being that we don’t have any friends, Jewish or otherwise, of course. When we got home, I went up and spent some time with the kittens, then cleaned up the kitchen and started cleaning and cutting zucchini. Fred wanted spears rather than the slices I would have preferred, so I measured the length of the zucchini against the quart jars I was going to use, cut them to that length, then cut the “leftovers” into slices for a jar o’ sliced pickles. Though the directions on the back of the dill pickle mix didn’t say anything about it, I put the zucchini in a bowl, sprinkled canning salt over it, and piled ice atop that. That’s what I did last weekend when I made bread and butter pickles, and I did some reading and found out that that draws out the moisture from the zucchini, which gives you a crisper pickle. I like me a crisp pickle. Once the zucchini was done and ready to sit on ice (under ice, really) for a few hours, I started slicing pattypan squash to blanch and freeze. I ended up with three pounds of pattypan squash, then stopped for a while to make breakfast for Fred and myself (he got a scramble with a chopped-up green pepper, jalapeno, tomato, and onion; I got an egg sandwich). Then I got back on it, sliced up the yellow squash, and then put that to one side, because the zucchini had been sitting for a couple of hours and needed to be dealt with. But first, because I knew I was going to be using the water bath canner and that fucker takes forEVER to boil (I am told by Fred that it’s because the bottom of the pot isn’t flat), I filled it up, put it on the stove, took the big-ass bowl of green beans I had to snap, and went off to watch TV while I snapped and waited for the pot to boil. (On a side note, I’ve finally started watching the episodes of Army Wives I’ve been taping, and I have to say, not a bad show.) I got all the beans snapped and then checked to find out that the water was just about to start boiling. I got the jars scalded and loaded up, and then decided that since there was room for seven quart jars in the canner, I’d fill up a couple of jars with yellow squash, because I’ve been told that yellow squash pickles are good, too. Once the jars were put in the canner, it took that fucking thing FOREVER to start boiling, but it finally did, and then I ate lunch while they were processing, and I took them out of the canner, set them on the counter, and hoped I’d done everything right. In short order we heard the telltale pings as the jars sealed, which to me was an indicator that all was well. We’re going to open a jar in a few days to see how they are, but I think we’re going to let the rest sit for a few weeks and get good and pickley. Today, I need to can the green beans, and blanch, cut, and can corn. The corn, I’m not looking forward to, because I suck at cutting corn off the cob. We have seventy-three billion ears of corn, though, so I need to get it done. Next time, I’m going to cook the zucchini & yellow squash for a few minutes so it doesn’t shrink so much during the processing.

* * * When we lived in Madison, the 4th of July always brought assholes shooting off fireworks well past the time I wanted to go to bed, and it always pissed me off. Last night, assholes were shooting off fireworks well past the time I wanted to go to bed, and I thought “Eh. Whatever.” I must be mellowing in my old age. * * * BUG ALERT. SKIP TO THE NEXT SECTION IF YOU’RE A BIG SCAREDY-CAT. The other night, Fred was brushing his teeth and I yelled something to him from the dining room. He stepped out of the bathroom to answer me (or, more likely, say “WHAAAAAT?”, because we are getting horribly hard of hearing lately. We accuse each other of mumbling.), and as I entered the hallway, he looked upward. I took a few steps, looked up to see what he was looking at, and screamed and ran around in circles. This fucker was BIG. I don’t know what it is, but when I suggested Fred take care of it (meaning that he should squish it and then flush it), he got a small dixie cup, put it over the bug, and took it outside. It looks kinda roach-like to me. I’d be perfectly happy to never see another one in the house, thanks. * * * This picture cracks me UP, because it’s quintessential Fred, lumbering around like a dork, trying to catch a chicken so he can hold it and pet it and love it and squeeze it. * * * It amazes me that a month after we got the kittens, we’re still slowly making inroads with the skittish ones. Yesterday I was sitting in the kitten room petting Tina Louise when Gilligan came over to the cat bed nearby, laid down in it, and looked at me like, “WELL?” He let me pet him for a long time before he decided he was done with me and ran off to play. Spanky did the same thing at some point yesterday. They’re still skittish, and if you reach out for them when they’re running by, they scamper a bit faster away from you, but the fact that they let us pet them is HUGE, and I honestly didn’t think we’d ever get to this point. There’s hope for them yet! Tina Louise will likely be going to the pet store tomorrow. Y’all think good thoughts in her direction so she gets adopted fast, won’t you? I don’t want to see her still there on Monday morning! Tease. She presents the belly, but won’t let you touch. Gilligan looks SO much like Spot in this picture. That’s a total Spot look on his face. Mister Suspicious. * * * Tommy’s favorite place to hang out is on Fred’s bed. If you see him and go in to greet him, he starts rolling around on the bed. He may praise de lawd a little. And then he just settles down and gives you the sexy eyes. * * * Previously 2006: One more year, and we get to move out to the country where we will hopefully be acres and acres from the nearest neighbors, and children will not treat our yard as their very own. One more year, one more year, one more year… 2005: I’m all about the quick and easy, wink-wink-nudge-nudge-har-har. 2004: If you set off fireworks for three hours straight, starting at 7:30, you are not only an asshole, you live near me. 2003: No entry. 2002: A bunch of links that are probably no longer good. 2001: Pictures from Maine. 2000: Unfortunately, I forgot that when I say things like “Let’s go skinny-dipping and watch the fireworks”, what I actually mean is “Let’s go skinny-dipping and watch the fireworks”, but he hears “Let’s go swimming naked and get frisky in the pool under the fireworks.”]]>

an entry up over at OFB. It’s not an exciting entry or anything, but there’s a dorky picture of me in my stylin’ hanging-around-the-house clothes.

* * * Fred is dying – DYING! – to see that stupid Transformers movie, and it kills him – KILLS HIM! – that I’m all “Eh” about it. I have no desire to see the movie, but I’ll sit through it, and I’m sure I’ll enjoy it. Last night, he declared that it would be best to wait a bit to go see the movie, so that the crowds will have calmed down a little. Tentatively, we’ll be going to see it the weekend after next. Two movies in one summer. Can my heart take it? * * * Did you know (did you care?) that chickens take dust baths? One of the buffs sat outside the computer room window yesterday and rolled around in a patch of dust for a good ten minutes yesterday. I didn’t take any pictures, but I assure you – it was severely cute. * * * From my comments: By the way, you might consider labeling everything on the lids (the top part that can’t be reused – not the rims). I’ve found it has saved me a ton of time in not having to soak off the old labels the following year. I just use a sharpie on the lid and pitch it in the recycling bin when we’ve eaten up said product. How sad is it that this never occurred to me? I wondered how much of a pain in the ass getting those labels off was going to be (my prediction: BIG pain in the ass), but I never thought of marking the top, which makes total sense, since you can’t reuse the lids. Thanks! * * * Regarding pickling, have you ever considered pickling some green tomatoes? Those are good! I hadn’t thought about it, but I suspect that when I’m in the throes of “What the HELL are we going to do with all these tomatoes?!”, this comment will pop into my head, and I’ll give a little prayer of thanks for my readers! * * * Did Fred find a website on how to plant the garden or did y’all just do it and hope that everything went OK with it? We’re talking about having a garden next year and I’m afraid we’ll plant one and then everything will eat it or it’ll just become a big, brown, crispy pile of compost matter. Fred did a lot of reading online, a lot of book reading, and then when it came time to plant, he just kind of went at it blind and planted stuff wherever the hell he felt like planting it. If I recall correctly, the only real consideration he gave was to the corn, and how it should be at the end of the garden, which has worked well for us. I think we ended up lucky, considering we did it all half-assed. Not only did we plant half-assed, he went back and planted stuff between rows, which is why the summer squash and zucchini are threatening to overwhelm the cucumbers. Next year the garden’s going to be a lot bigger, and not necessarily because we want to have more stuff, but because things like the squash and black-eyed peas need more room than they have. If he were going to follow a book, Fred recommends The Encyclopedia of Country Living, which is filled with all kinds of useful information, not just gardening. Also, last week someone recommended Joy of Gardening, which I plan to get one of these days. * * * Are you going to put all of your canning/pickling/whathaveyou methods, techniques and recipes up on your recipes page? I hadn’t thought about it, but I might! For the time being, I highly recommend anyone who’s interested in canning and pickling go right out and buy the Blue Ball Ball Blue Book of Preserving. That is one awesome, helpful, amazing book, and I cannot recommend it enough. Those of you who recommended it to me, I totally owe you one! * * * Do I recall Fred mentioning on his site that you had planted watermelon? If so, what about watermelon rind pickles? My Grandma used to make them and they were so unique and tasty too! She colored them red and green. Man, those sure were good. *drooling* We absolutely planted one or two (or ten thousand) watermelon, and we’ve actually talked about trying out pickled watermelon rind. We’re some pickle-loving fools, so I don’t see why we wouldn’t give it a try. Also, I believe we’re going to give watermelon preserves a try while we’re at it. * * * Are you pickling any green beans? A friend of my parents used to make those and they were soooo good! I haven’t yet, but I plan to. I actually just printed out a recipe for pickled green beans, and maybe the next time a big batch of them comes in from the garden, I’ll pickle ’em. * * * Speaking of the garden, here are some garden pictures (click on any small picture to see the larger version, or go on over to Flickr). Itty bitty watermelon. Pattypan squash, in the making. In the front, cantaloupes. In the back, watermelon. This bit of the garden is horribly weedy, but we’ve been told that if you mess with watermelon and cantaloupe plants too much, they stop growing. Apparently they’re SENSITIVE and don’t like to have their tendrils messed with, so we’re leaving the damn weeds. On the right, summer squash. In the middle, zucchini. On the left (though you can’t really see them), cucumbers. On the right (between the wooden stakes), cucumbers. In the middle, green peppers and jalapeños, and possibly some other kind of pepper as well. On the left, the second planting of green beans. On the right, tomatoes. On the left, black-eyed peas. On the right, okra. In the middle, pole beans. On the left, corn. Corn! I believe that Fred’s considering a second planting of corn, once all this is ripe and harvested. People have said to me in the past, “There’s nothing like (various vegetables) straight from the garden!”, and I’ve always thought yeah, right. Whatever., but they are absolutely right – the squash, okra, corn, green beans we’ve gotten from the store cannot even dream of holding a candle to the stuff right from the garden. It’s amazing, the difference. * * * Last night Fred went upstairs to the kitten room while I puttered around for a few minutes before going up to join him. When I walked through the door, I was stunned to see that he was petting Gilligan, who really and truly seemed to be enjoying the petting. He let him do it for another minute or so before he ran off. He hasn’t let me pet him as much as he’ll let Fred, but I did get to pet him a few times. He not only let Fred pet him, he actually purred, and Spanky’s purred several times, as well. This bunch seems to like Fred a lot more than me – I suppose it’s my payback for the fact that the Christmas kitties lurrrrved me, but were afraid of Fred. “You may NOT touch the belleh!” The always-annoyed Maryanne. * * * Sugarbutt, asleep atop the kitchen cupboards. I call him my kitchen witch. “Okay, enough of the flashy-flashy, lady. There’s canning to be done!”” * * * Previously 2006: “I love you, but GODDAMN DO I HATE HIKING.” 2005: No entry. 2004: No entry. 2003: Miz Poo vs. The Intel Man. 2002: Fred tries to poison me. 2001: Letters. 2000: It occurs to me that that’s perhaps far more detailed than y’all need.]]>

Eggplant parmagiana, corn on the cob, pattypan squash and zucchini, stir-fried with onion, garlic, and red pepper. The best corn I’ve ever had in my entire life.

* * * Comments: Robyn, are you still updating at OFB? The last entry there was 4/16/07… No, I’ve been horribly lax about it. I do intend to get an entry done this weekend, though – I told someone earlier this week that Saturday will be 18 months since I had surgery, but after thinking about it (and counting on my fingers), I realized it’ll actually only be 17 months. But still – how the time does fly! * * * Are you going to join MySpace, too, or have you done that already? MySpace, Xanga, LiveJournal, OpenDiary. I’m everywhere, baybee! * * * As Elizabeth said, your bug is a robber fly. I think they’re really cool. Robber flies are predatory on other insects, so they are useful to have around the garden. There are even some species that are bumblebee mimics. Here’s a link with lots of sexy robber fly pictures (don’t click if you are squeamish). Those are some pretty cool flies – I just wish they didn’t go after dragonflies. They can have alllll the wasps they want, though! * * * With your untame kitties, I recommend something. Split them up. If a lone kitty has no other kitties to socialize with, he or she may be more willing to get some human lovin’. As it is, they have each other and don’t need you. The friendly ones could be taken on in to the pet store, and then split the other two up. I know it sounds kind of cruel, but I think it might help. They influence each other, too, acting skittish because the other one’s acting skittish. Or keep only a friendly one in with a skittish one, but not two skittish ones at the same time. I had never ever considered that, but it makes a lot of sense. We don’t really have the space right now to split them up, but I’m going to see what we can do about getting Tina Louise the lovebug to the pet store, then try to figure out how to split the other three up. This is the best piece of advice I’ve received about this – thank you! * * * I’m so impressed with your garden! It looks really BIG in that picture. Do you think it’s worth it? Is it a ton of work? I want one, but everyone always says they’re a lot of work. Clear that up for me, will ya? It’s a pretty big garden, but the funny thing is that yesterday I was looking around trying to figure out how we can make it bigger next year (I seriously want a lot more corn!). It’s a lot of work, but Fred does the majority of the work in the garden (I haven’t weeded at all this week – something I need to get back to doing!). I think it’s totally worth the work we put into the garden, especially as the freezer gets fuller and fuller, and Fred comes in from the garden every afternoon with more and more produce. I’m really looking forward to when the tomatoes get ripe and I can make a huge batch of marinara sauce. My recommendation to anyone who’s thinking about having a garden is to start small at first (which we didn’t!) – it’s probably better to have a too-small garden the first year than a too-big one! * * * I just got an ipod. Any other recommendations? Other podcasts I recommend: Spooky in the City (he first showed up on Keith and the Girl, and ended up starting his own podcast. I like his voice, and he cracks me up when he gets going, because the boy can use the HELL out of the word “fuck”; I’m a mere amateur when it comes to him.). I also like Quirky Nomads. Sage has got the most soothing voice ever. I’ve listened to, and liked, 3 Fast, 3 Furious. At this point I do most of my podcast-listening in while in the car, and since Keith and the Girl put out an hour-long podcast every day Monday through Friday, I tend to listen almost exclusively to them with a bit of Spooky thrown in whenever he puts a new podcast up. So readers, I know I’ve asked this before – what podcasts do y’all recommend? * * * This section is going to be a bit gross – if you’re eating or have a weak stomach, you might want to skip it. I was in the kitten room yesterday afternoon, snuggling with Tina Louise, when I saw little Spanky get into the litter box. Since I’d just cleaned out the litter box, and there’s nothing these kittens love MORE than a clean litter box, it was par for the course. Spanky hunkered down, and a moment later I heard the distinct sounds of a kitten having diarrhea. From across the room, Maryanne heard the same noises, and went to investigate. She climbed into the litterbox with Spanky, sniffed around, sniffed some more, and then did a little scratching around in the litter. When she came out of the litter box a few minutes later, she had splatters of poo across her face and the top of her head. When she came out of the litter box, Spanky took the opportunity to tromp through the pile of poo, and so I had to ask Fred to come up and hold he and Maryanne while I scrubbed the poo off them with baby wipes. Fun! Sweet little pink kitty toes. * * * Tommy and the Sexy Eyes. Man, I wish that collar was a lot smaller – it detracts from the beauty that is The Toms. Spanky’s eyes totally match the wall color. (No, we did not plan it that way – but only because we didn’t think of it!) * * * Previously 2006: No entry. 2005: I said “You shut up, motherfucker, or I’ll unleash my wifely instincts on you” and he said “Shut your unmaternal mouth, woman.” 2004: Wound report: It’s sensitive and weepy. Just like me! 2003: No entry. 2002: No entry. 2001: No entry. 2000: Have you ever felt like your hair looks like a really bad wig?]]>

Twitter, Facebook, and Good Reads. I am a lemming. I made a Facebook profile and despite the fact that I told no one about it, y’all found me. Tracked me down, like a dog in the night! Friend me, I’ll friend you back. I joined Twitter ’cause Lanna Lee made me. MADE ME. Or invited me, anyway. Friend me, I’ll friend you back. I’m trying to set it up to be able to Twitter from my cell phone (Fred just twitched, I guarantee it) (also – joining Twitter makes you a Twit? Yes or no?) (Yeah, yeah, I was already a twit, har har.), but having no luck. Ugh. It would be excellent to be able to post to Twitter from my cell phone when I’m on vacation or whatever. Also, I’ll probably put one of those Twitter boxes in the sidebar, if I ever get my ass in gear and get my new template the way I want it. I joined GoodReads ’cause someone invited me, I don’t even remember who. I don’t use it, but I intend to start… one of these days. Friend me, I’ll friend you back.

* * * The spud and I went out to dinner last night, and at her suggestion, we went to Ruby Tuesday. When we walked in the door, there were several servers just kind of standing around, then the hostess came along a minute later and seated us. And then we cooled our heels for ten minutes as servers studiously walked by NOT taking our drink orders or paying any attention to us at all. A couple of women came in and were seated right behind us – and ten seconds after they’d sat down, their server came along and took their drink order. So we walked out and went to Applebee’s, where we were served promptly. Ruby Tuesday, Athens Alabama – I’ve been there three times, and the service has SUCKED ASS worse every time. I don’t recommend it, and if you Google Ruby Tuesday, Ruby Tuesday’s, Ruby Tuesdays, Athens, Alabama, and end up on this page, I think you should know that. Too bad, too – I was in the mood for a salad bar and turkey sandwich combo. YOUR LOSS, Ruby Tuesday of Athens Alabama, and YOUR LOSS, stupid lazy server who couldn’t be bothered to pay any attention to us. I happen to be an excellent tipper. Too bad you never got to find that out for yourself. * * * Is it wrong that it amuses me to get the vacuum cleaner out, wheel it down the hallway (I always vacuum from the front of the house to the back), and laugh when the cats react with a huge amount of disbelief and horror? They’re ALWAYS surprised that I’m getting the vacuum out, and they always run away like they’re under enemy fire – and that’s before I even get the damn thing plugged in and running. * * * I was reading The Woman at the Washington Zoo the other day, and I was surprised at how interesting I found it. The first part of the book consists of profiles on political figures, and I am SO not about the politics (as I think you know), but I still found the profiles quite interesting. “There’s a profile on Vernon Jordan,” I told Fred. “And you know I couldn’t give less of a shit about Vernon Jordan, but it’s really interesting!” Fred looked at me. “What?” I said. “I’m just amazed that you know who Vernon Jordan is,” he said. “Hey! I’m not a complete idiot. Of course I know who Vernon Jordan is!” He looked at me. “What?” “Nothing, I’m just surprised, is all.” “Well,” I admitted. “I didn’t actually know he was black ’til I read this profile.” And then I had to kill Fred for mocking me. * * * We’ve been horribly lax about replacing the SoftPaws caps on Sugarbutt and Tommy’s claws. I know this not because they’ve been scratching up the furniture (they haven’t) or the floors (they haven’t), but because I was sitting at my desk yesterday and looked into the back yard to find Tommy hanging off the side of the tree on one side, and Sugarbutt hanging off the trunk on the other side. I leaned over and knocked on the window, which startled them, and they jumped down and ran into the house. I guess I need to get out the caps and the superglue, lest their stupid asses end up high in the tree with no idea of how to get down. * * * Yeah, yeah, yeah, if Maxi and Newt get their own pages, it means they’re our cats. Shaddup. * * * I had an appointment this morning with my liver doctor (also known as my gastroenterologist, I s’pose) at 8:00 on the far side of Huntsville. I got there with maybe two minutes to spare, only to find out that my doctor was in Madison today. Something I obviously forgot to note when I wrote the appointment down on the calendar. Since I was actually scheduled at 8:15 rather than 8:00, I was able to make it to Madison only a few minutes late. It was just a general checking-in appointment where he asked how I was feeling, I told him I was feeling fine, he ordered bloodwork to be drawn, and told me to come back in six months. This time when I made my appointment, I wrote on my calendar that it was in Madison. Somehow, I suspect I’ll still fuck it up when the time comes. * * * I need to clear off my memory stick. What does this mean for you? Why, a buttload of pictures! I’ll put a flickr link at the bottom if you’re interested in seeing any of them full-sized. When my parents were visiting and we went to Tuscaloosa, we got to meet my aunt’s dog. He’s purty. What the garden’s looking like these days. Flappy McGee got up on the top of the gate and thought about flapping on out of the yard, realized Newt was skulking about, and flapped back down into the back yard. We get a ton of these, and it makes me happy every time I see one flit by. WARNING: JEN, YOU GREAT BIG WIMPY-WIMPY, THERE ARE TWO BUG PICTURES BELOW. SKIP THEM, OR HAVE NIGHTMARES. YOU DO KNOW THEY CAN’T HURT YOU PHYSICALLY FROM A PICTURE, RIGHT? BUT I SUPPOSE THEY CAN HARM YOU EMOTIONALLY, SO NEVERMIND. I UNDERSTAND. Someone tell me what the hell this bug is. It was hanging out by the garden, and I leaned down to snap a picture of it, and it zipped off, grabbed some little bug from OUT OF THE AIR, and started sucking the life out of it. I’m thinking it might be beneficial to have around the garden. OKAY, JEN, IT’S SAFE. “YeeeeOWW! Shake it, Mama! Shake it like a Polaroid picture! Woohoo! WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FRIES WITH THAT SHAKE?!” “Look. Did we not have this discussion wherein you don’t flash that goddamn flashy thing at me? Where you just rub my belly instead? Did we NOT? Because I feel like we did, and I don’t want to have to go kill a bunch of little rodents and leave them on the doorstep, but I WILL. Now rub my damn belly.” Happy Sugs. * * * The foster babies are doing well. I think we’ve got them about as socialized as they’re going to get. Spanky’s at the point where he’ll sometimes let you pet him (though you have a better chance if there are kitty snacks involved) and Tina Louise is a lurve slut. If Maryanne and Gilligan are cornered they’ll let you pet them (or if they’re eating a snack, they’ll let you pet them), but otherwise they’ll skitter off if they sense you’re trying to touch them. I suspect they’ll be trying to find homes in the next few weeks; I’m keeping my fingers crossed that someone who’s willing to devote a lot of time and love to Maryanne and Gilligan adopts them, but I’ll admit that I’m worried. “It is time for the snugglez. Go away.” “Tastes like chicken!” “So, I says to her, I says ‘Look. You want to pet me. I don’t want you to pet me. Your love burns my soul. BUT the burning of my soul can be assauged by tasty kitty treats. I will let you pet me while there are treats in front of me. I won’t ENJOY the petting and I will NEVER purr for you, but if there are treats, there is petting. No treats, no petting. You unnerstan’?’, and what does she do? She goes out and buys three big containers of treats. She is a complete and utter sucker. But the treats are good, so who’s complaining?” * * * Previously 2006: It was the weirdest hyper-real instant of cognitive dissonance I have ever experienced in my life. 2005: “Oh, look a finger! I feel so relaxed and unfrightened now…” 2004: Then I sang “Iiiiiiiiiiii am the Stuuuuuuuuump of Constant Sorrowwwwwwwwww!”, which amused Fred to no end. 2003: No entry. 2002: Readers, if you love me, you will never, NEVER allow someone you don’t know who isn’t a cop (ask for identification, and LOOK at it, don’t just glance at it) inside your home when you’re alone. 2001: No entry. 2000: Black widow. Lovely.]]>

* * * There’s this Tim McGraw song called Red Rag Top, and the song is about a man reflecting back upon a relationship he had when he was 20 (she was 18). Ultimately, she gets pregnant, has an abortion, and the relationship ends. It’s not a new song, but they’ve lately been playing the hell out of it on the local country station, and there’s this part: We took one more trip around the sun, It was all make believe in the end that just makes me want to burst into tears every time I hear it. It’s not my favorite Tim McGraw song – Angry All the Time is, by far – and in fact I neither love it nor hate it, but that one bit, those two short lines somehow break my heart every single time.

* * * The canning jars, canning book, and canning kit I ordered came yesterday. What was missing? The expensive-ass pressure canner. Not in the box, and according to the online tracking number I got, it was supposed to be in the same shipment. I want to email them and say “What the FUCK? If I’d known it was going to take so goddamn long to get the goddamn thing, I would have gotten up off my dead ass and gone to the STORE and bought one!” (Instead, I emailed them and said “Um, hi. Is my pressure canner shipping separately? Thanks!” No answer yet. FUCKERS.) * * * Hey. Look what the cat left for you! BOO! They left it in the middle of the kitchen rug, and I about screamed and ran around in circles. I was on the phone with Fred when I spotted it, and I said “I’m going to blow on it to see if it’s still alive” and he said “Don’t BLOW on it. Just poke it with something!” Just poke it with something. Right. So it could come to life and grab whatever I was poking it with and beat me to death with it? I THINK NOT. So I blew on it, and it kicked weakly, so I grabbed a plastic container, pushed it into the plastic container with a fork, and tossed it out the back door. I don’t believe I’d like to ever see another cicada in the house again THANKS ANYWAY CATS. * * * All of the kittens have officially been petted multiple times. Except for Tina Louise, they don’t LIKE being petted, but they’ll tolerate it. Grudgingly. For a minute or two before they run away. Of course, if they’re walking by you and reach out to pet them, they run off. They’re not CRAZY, after all. But if they’re in a position where they feel like they’re trapped – ie, on the cat tree or in the kitty condo – they don’t lose their minds if you pet them, aside from a few hisses. This is a huge step forward as far as I’m concerned, and it’s all due to Fred, who is totally The Cat Whisperer when it comes to this bunch of fosters. Clearly enjoying it. Or thinking “It BURNS. Your love BURNS MY SOUL, lady!” One or the other. A new litter box = Big Excitement in Kittentown. ’cause this is thriller, thriller night There ain’t no second chance against the thing with forty eyes You know it’s thriller, thriller night You’re fighting for your life inside of killer, thriller tonight (Bunches of kitten pics, hither.) * * * Previously 2006: The discerning decorator always considers that cats are decor accessories as well as beloved, spoiled-rotten pets and takes into account the decor of their home before adopting said animals. 2005: “If I can make four percoset get me high for the next year, you just might.” 2004: (Don’t lecture me, I KNOW. I swear I’ll wear sunscreen from now on okay, MOTHER?) 2003: No entry. 2002: Hell. O. Dolly. God in heaven, they were SO DAMN GOOD. 2001: Plus I’m taking this newfangled thing they call “pen and paper.” 2000: No entry.]]>

* * * Do lawyers know – or care – that when they do things like spell the middle name of someone incorrectly throughout a document, it makes them look shoddy and uncaring about details? And when they send an initial document to the correct address and a following document to the incorrect address, it makes them look clueless and a little stupid and possibly like ambulance chasers who can’t afford good office help? Just curious.

* * * I stole this meme from Danielle, even though she didn’t tag me, and I didn’t realize until just now that Carol had! (Speaking of Carol, check out the bebbe kittens. So sweet they’ll give you cavities!) Instructions: Remove the blog from the top, move all blogs up one, add yourself to the bottom. 1. playgroups are no place for children 2. scenic overlook 3. pacer 4. sincere obscurity 5. bitchypoo what were you doing 10 years ago? I was… living in an apartment with Fred and the spud in Huntsville (it was technically Huntsville, but it was right on the edge of Madison), working as an office manager at Fred’s company. I can’t believe that in August I’ll have lived down here for 11 years. five snacks you enjoy 1. Raw green beans, fresh off the vine 2. Quaker cinnamon streusel mini rice cakes 3. Jack Links Beef Nuggets. 4. I’ve eaten way too much zucchini bread (I make it without the frosting, but add Ghiardelli milk chocolate chips to it) lately (I’ve promised to stop making it ’til I can make it with our own zucchini – and yesterday we got our first ripe one!). 5. Cheerios, without milk. five songs you know all the lyrics to 1. Friends in Low Places (shaddup) 2. All Cried Out (shaddup, I say) 3. Surrender 4. Always the Last to Know 5. Least Complicated five things you’d do if you were a millionaire 1. Donate a buttload of money to the no-kill cat shelter I volunteer for. 2. Send a buttload of money (anonymously) to people who are having a hard time of it right now. 3. Hire a cleaning service. 4. Buy a summer home on the coast of Maine. 5. Travel the world and see all the countries I’ve always wanted to visit. five bad habits 1. Chewing on my fingernails. 2. I am ALWAYS touching my face. 3. Procrastinating. 4. (Yeah, it’d be funny if I left the last two blank. Hee!) Jumping to conclusions. 5. Not watching where I’m going (which invariably ends with me kicking a cat. DAMN CATS. They see me walking towards them, they KNOW I have a bad habit of kicking them. You suppose they’d move? NO.) five things you like to do 1. Read 2. Watch TV 3. Walk around the back forty 4. Snuggle with the kitties (especially Miz Poo, who’s always ready for a snuggle). 5. five things you’d never wear again I think this requires illustration. So, in no particular order: 1. Pigtails. Not because I don’t want to, but I doubt my hair will ever be long enough again. Besides, I’ve obviously peaked when it comes to pigtaily cuteness. 2. A spiky wig, trying to look badass. (My defense: it was Halloween!) 3. A prom dress. That boy on the right side of the picture was my date (this was my Junior prom, by the way), and I had SUCH a crush on him. ::sigh:: 4. Any kind of maternity anything. This was the morning of the day the spud was born; we were about to leave for the hospital. 5. Perm. Good god I had big hair. 6. McDonald’s uniform. God willing and the creek don’t rise, I won’t wear another one of these. God, the polyester hideousness of it. five favorite toys 1. RodPod. 2. My camera (Sony Cybershot DSC-P200) 3. My laptop 4. iTunes (which I use in conjunction with RodPod and my laptop!) 5. My shredder. I am a shredding motherfucker and shred anything that’s ever even thought of having my name and address printed on it. five people to tag I don’t usually tag people but… oh, what the hell. 1. Nance 2. Jane 3. Elayne 4. Kathy 5. Amy * * * While I was looking for those pictures above of myself, I found these really cute ones: “Our little beatnik” my mother wrote on the back. I was 17 months old. ADORABLE. Am I allowed to say that? I said to Fred “Holy crap! I have the same hairstyle that I had back then!” and he said “You should try to do the flippy things in the back” and I had to inform him that I TRY to get my hair to do that flippy thing, but it rarely cooperates. *sigh* * * * Last week, I decided that the kittens needed to have a cat tree in the foster kitty room, so I went on eBay and I bought a good one – a BIG one – for $1 plus $55 shipping. I don’t even want to know how these people are making money, because they might overcharge a little on the shipping, but I don’t think they overcharged by much at all if they did, because the cat tree I bought was very very heavy. Anyway, the cat tree arrived, Fred put it together, and stuck it in a corner of the living room, and our cats immediately climbed all over it, and Sugarbutt fell asleep in the top platform. After a day of consideration, I decided I liked the new cat tree better than the old one, and we decided to keep the new one downstairs for our cats and take the old one upstairs for the foster room. I’d say that the cat tree was a big hit with the foster babies. The funny thing here is that it’s Maxi on the inside and Tom on the outside looking in. Usually it’s the other way around. Maxi checks Spot out. A moment later she decided he was alright, tried to rub against him, and he birthed a hissyfit of epic proportions. One of these things is not like the others, One of these things just doesn’t belong, Can you tell which thing is not like the others By the time I finish my song? * * * Sugarbutt loves him a belly rub. * * * Previously 2006: “Save your breath,” I said, gasping for air. “I don’t believe a word you say, you lying liar.” 2005: “Spot caught a copperhead!” 2004: No entry. 2003: Poor Gram. 2002: Oh, quit with the gasps of horror. 2001: Lynn is very very nice, but as I’ve mentioned, she doesn’t appreciate the beauty of silence. 2000: I was giving out dirty looks left and right, let me tell you.]]>