Scoop: Madonna has taken some heat lately for supposedly bashing her adopted country, England, but those stories have it all wrong. It�s the U.S. she can�t stand. The �American Life� star recently gave an interview to the BBC, and a source says Madonna made some pretty harsh comments about her native country � which were all edited out of the show that was broadcast. �Madonna said that most Americans are rude and obnoxious,� says a source. �She said that Americans are upset with her for having abandoned that country for England. And she�s clearly no fan of American president George Bush. But for some reason, all those comments were left on the editing room floor.� A BBC spokeswoman says she cannot comment on what was left out of the interview, and Madonna�s spokeswoman didn�t return calls. Most Americans are rude and obnoxious? Once again, pot-kettle-black. And as for Americans being upset with her for having left the US – I personally am not upset at ALL. In fact, she shouldn’t let the door hit her in the ass on her way out. You know, I can’t wait ’til little Lola and Rocco are old enough to pen those Mommie Dearest books. Oh – and check out The Top 16 Titles for Madonna’s Children’s Books. My favorite? Are You There, Lucifer? It’s Me, Madonna. Hee!
I’m accustomed to seeing Spanky snooze on that chair, and sometimes I’ll see Tubby there, but never – NEVER! – at the same time. It’s unheard of! Spanky can’t stand to have another cat – or a person for that matter – in his space. On the occasion when Fancypants needs some love and the only other cat around is Spanky, you can imagine the look of disgust on Spanky’s face when Fancypants tries the trilling-meow-and-swish-by that works so well with Tubby. All I can guess is that Tubby slipped Spanky some of the kitty pot, and when Spanky slipped into a drug-induced slumber, Tubby slyly snuck up on the chair and settled in.
While I’m talking about cats (yes, yes, I hear you – “Robyn, when are you NOT talking about cats?!”), go read this funny-ass piece by Sour Bob.