05/18/2001

Running Blind, when the killer has hypnotized the victims and convinced them to swallow their tongues? NOT POSSIBLE. Besides which, just because someone’s hypnotized doesn’t mean they’ll do WHATEVER YOU WANT THEM TO DO. Hypnotized people will not do things like kill themselves at someone else’s bidding any more than un-hypnotized people will. But that’s a topic for another day. You know that little piece of ligament thingy that attaches your tongue to the floor of your mouth? That’s a special little thing the Great Architect designed because he/she/it knew how fucking stupid humans would turn out to be. If that weren’t there, people would be swallowing their tongues left and right, I’m sure. But it IS there, and therefore YOU CANNOT SWALLOW YOUR TONGUE. Go ahead, try it. YOU CAN’T, CAN YOU?]]>