09/26/2001

The Crime:
What's this on my sheet?
Muddy footprints on the mattress cover!

The Accused:

"That's right, I did it, bitch!"
One Spot J. Anderson, aka "Buhhhhddy!"

The Reaction:
"Whuh?"
"Whyyyyyyyyyy?!"
Horror, sadness, and shockingly bad hair.

The Verdict:
Guilty, guilty, guilty as sin!

The Punishment:
"You little bastard!"
Dirty looks and muttered "You little
bastard!"s from The Momma.
And being forced to look at more bad hairstyles.

 

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