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From Elayne:
Can anyone recommend a WordPress expert who won’t charge thousands of dollars? My site’s seriously outdated (my fault entirely) and appears to have been compromised and I would deeply appreciate any help in getting it sorted, where by “help” I mean “someone who’ll say, ‘I’ll handle all this, you just give me some money and appreciation at the end’ because I’m utterly clueless.”
The only place I could think to recommend would be Make My Blog Pretty. I haven’t used them myself (because CLEARLY I’m a super-awesome blog designer myself ::coughcoughHAHAHAHcoughcough:: ), but I’ve read enough blogs who recommend them that the name has stuck in my head.
Y’all have any other suggestions? Please share!
Fred had Friday off (he’d worked enough hours the week before to earn the day off), and we talked about going up to Nashville to visit the big flea market up there – my idea – but I decided that it wasn’t going to be worth the drive, because when it really comes down to it, (1) we don’t need any more shit in this house, and (2) flea markets tend to be the same old shit, no matter where they are. Would it have been fun to to visit and people watch and see what there was? Maybe. But I didn’t want to make the drive to get there, spend an hour walking through, and then have to drive all the way home.
We tossed around ideas for things we could do (a day trip to Gatlinburg, you might be amazed to hear, was not something I could interest Fred in. What? It’s only a five hour trip each way!), and finally Fred suggested that we check out the Unclaimed Baggage store in Scottsboro. I’ve been there twice – once with my parents and the spud, once with Nance and Rick – and found it pretty interesting, and got some good buys.
So early Friday morning, we headed out. It took us a little over an hour to get there, but Fred took us on an alternate route down some country roads with pretty scenery, so I had no complaint.
Unfortunately, in the years since the last time I visited Unclaimed Baggage, they’ve apparently wised up to the fact that they had really good, really low prices, and have upped the prices and gone a little more commercial looking. The electronics were not priced low enough, in my opinion, and the clothes were way too expensive. The books were, well, a little pricier than I would have liked, but I did end up with two hardbacks in spite of myself. In short, we drove over an hour to get there, spent $15 on books (Fred bought one, too), and drove over an hour to get home.
We really need to take up hiking or something, I guess, something to do that will get us out of the house on nice days so we’re not sitting at home 24/7 and slowly going crazy.
(I should add that it doesn’t really bother me to sit at home all the time, I manage to keep myself busy, but by the end of a three-day weekend without going anywhere, Fred is on the verge of losing his MIND.)
So we were on our way through Madison, which is on the way from here to Scottsboro, and I realized that the land where they’ve been promising a Walmart for at least the past five years was completely cleared. There’s been a sign up on that property (which was about 85% forested) since we bought the house in 2006, and I’m pretty sure that originally it said that Walmart was coming in 2010, and then the date kept getting pushed back.
Apparently I hadn’t noticed last time I went up the road that they’d started clearing the land in preparation for actually building the Walmart, which is now slated (I think) for Spring of 2012. I suspect they finally got moving on building the Walmart because a Target is in the process of going up just down the road, and it’s slated to open on March 11th.
(So instead of having to drive 30 minutes to Huntsville to go to Target, I’ll only have to go 20 minutes to go to the Madison Target!)
(Also, it’s rumored that one of the stores going in around the Target is a HomeGoods store, which I’ve heard about but never been to, so that’s a potential “Woohoo.”)
ANYWAY.
Right next to the Walmart site is a strip club, Jimmy’s. I love to drive by Jimmy’s because there’s a billboard next to Jimmy’s, and of course some church or another is always advertising their Sunday services or whatever in hopes of guilting the god-fearing men who might potentially be about to have a weak moment. I can only imagine how much money Walmart has offered Jimmy’s to vacate the premises, but it appears that Jimmy’s is owned by someone who has no intention of moving.
I kind of look forward to seeing Walmart and Jimmy’s existing side by side, is that wrong?
Saturday morning, I got up and went out to work in the garden. I pulled up four or five tomato plants that were on their way out, and tossed them on the compost heap. I picked tomatoes from the remaining plants and ended up with just a handful worth keeping, but a bucket’s worth for the chickens and pigs. Honestly, the only reason I haven’t pulled all the tomato plants up is because the chickens love nothing so much as tomatoes, ripe or not, and they especially like the wormy ones, so it’s worth going out there and pulling tomatoes for them a couple of times a week.
The okra plants are still producing, but very slowly. They’re on the way out too, I suppose.
I got half a bucket full of bell peppers, which I sliced and put in the dehydrator. I don’t like peppers – bell or otherwise – but Fred does, so he’ll have plenty ’til next year.
Fred picked the muscadine vines clean. We ended up with exactly a gallon of them, so I made a batch of muscadine jelly. I still find it amusing, how much jam and jelly I make, given that we hardly ever eat the stuff.
Sunday I did laundry, cleaned the bathrooms, and just kind of puttered around. I made a batch of Green Tomato Chili for Fred to divide up into single serving containers and stick in the freezer to take to work as lunches. Since I was making it just for him, I added several bell peppers to the recipe, and then he went out and picked a couple of Ghost peppers for me to add as well. When the chili was done, he tasted it and said he couldn’t even taste the heat of the Ghost peppers.
(Which made me roll my eyes, because I’m SURE anyone with NORMAL taste buds would have detected them just fine!)
All in all, a really good, productive weekend here at Crooked Acres!
Update on Coriander and Ciara! No pictures, but one of the Saturday adoption counselors reports:
The girls are doing great. The mother & sister (and 2 year old nephew) of their new mom came by Petsmart today. The extended family thinks the girls are the greatest cats in the world. They are getting along with the Lab and Coriander runs to the door with the dog when their humans get home. Coriander likes to play soccer with her ball and the girls take up the whole sofa
I can absolutely see Cori racing to the door with the dog when their humans get home. How CUTE is that?!
I love hearing that my girls are happy. And just so y’all remember what they look like, here’s one of my favorite pictures of Cori:
And I just love this one of Ciara:
I love SO MUCH that those two went to their forever home together. I love that Ciara was Maggie’s only girl, she had ALL those brothers, but she ended up with a forever sister anyway!
In the last few days, when we go into the guest bedroom to hang out with Charlie and Patty, they do their level best to get out the door. This is normal kitten behavior, of course, but new behavior for these two. They’re easy enough to catch – or stop from escaping the room – but I had stuff in my hands Saturday evening and before I could stop him, Charlie went marching out the door and down the hall to sniff wildly around the living room before Fred scooped him up and returned him to his sister.
For a very short period of time yesterday, Fred took first Patty and then Charlie up to see how they’d react to the Peppers Gang. Both kittens were interested but intimidated by the bigger kittens, and after a little while Charlie went into the closet and hid behind the door. Patty hid, too, and watched them play. The big kittens hissed and growled at the little ones and then ignored them.
After that, Charlie and Patty didn’t try to get out of the guest bedroom. I guess now that they know those BIG SCARY KITTENS are out there somewhere, the guest bedroom isn’t so bad!
Charlie Peppers, the little poser.
When the feather teaser comes out, Everett gets…
..it’s on the tip of my tongue…
“grabby” doesn’t quite cover it…
FLAILY. That’s the word. He totally gets all flaily, with his claws flying.
“Hey, you little whippersnappers! Get off my lawn!”
Old man Spanky keeps on rollin’. He just turned 15 on the 15th. Looks good for an old guy, doesn’t he?
Previously
2010: No entry.
2009: No entry.
2008: No entry.
2007: So am I getting this right – if you have nothing of substance to mock about a woman, you talk about her huge v@gina? Is that how that works?
2006: Sugarbutt lolled seductively on the counter, giving me his best “Hey Momma, what you got there for the Sugarman?” eyes.
2005: I’m sure I’ll get used to it, though, the way I got used to the neighborhood kids always running across our yard and always setting up shop in our driveway.
2004: No entry.
2003: Immediately, screaming like a little girl, Fred levitated across the room to the fireplace, where he began dancing a jig, slapping at his legs, and screaming intermittently.
2002: But it’s still tempting.
2001: J’accuse.
2000: No entry.
LOVE LOVE LOVE Everett’s Jazz Hands!
I just realize that the two acorns at the end of Bitchypoo in your banner are supposed to be “o’s”. They look like boobies with nipples!
Those claws look like they could hurt a mutha! LOVE HomeGoods, it’s like TJMax with out clothes.
In my head I just keep saying “BIG SCARY KITTENS” in an apocalyptic narrator voice, over and over and over.
Thanks for helping boost my distress call’s signal, Robyn. I finally got the site broken enough that it doesn’t keep trying to redirect ppl to Russian spam (those fucking Ruskis!).
I love the “GURLFRIEEEEEND” angle of Everett’s claws in that last picture in the series. Made me LOL.
Have I told you my son’s going to be in your area soon? So starting in July of next year, if a tall gangly young man shows up and tells you that his mother told him to come collect a kitten, give him a cookie, tell him to wash his hair and stand up straight, and send him on his way… (c:
I will definitely do that, Elayne. I’ll send him away with a dozen eggs, too! 🙂
hey Elayne, try going to fiverr.com and finding someone to help. All the gigs for hire on there are $5. I have hired many people to help me with various things and I’ve always been pleased. You can post a request for what you want or search around to see if someone is already offering the kind of help you need. Lots of techie type people offer their services there. Good Luck!
When you were searching for the words for what “Everett gets….”, I was thinking JAZZ HANDS!
I though Scoop Hands!
Oh, muscadine jelly…yum. My grandmother made it, from the massive muscadine vines they grew. My all-time favorite jelly. IF you start getting enough muscadines, and make a lot of the jelly, I’d definitely buy some from you.
As for old man Spanky, he does indeed look good. The first cat late hubby & I ever had lived to be 20, Punkin. We got her the first year we were married, so you can imagine how hard it was to lose her — just old age health problems. I was 40 by then, and had several other cats too, but still. Punkin was almost completely deaf, and she had lost most of her teeth. I guess her eyesight was poor too. I’d have to gently shake her awake, since she could barely hear — sometimes I’d clap my hands over her, and she’d wake up. I’ve never had a cat live that long before, and maybe Spanky will set a new record for a long life. Does he have any health problems as of now?
Elayne: my suggestion would be to try a WordPress meetup near you: http://wordpress.meetup.com/
There they will have people at various levels of experience who could help you.
I would suggest that you first backup your posts/pages. [Under Tools/Export]
The local (to me) Boston WordPress group has a jobs board on theirs that you can post your job onto: http://bostonwp.org/
Thanks, Lanna (or should it be Lanna Lee?) – the nearest meetup to me is >300 miles away, but I’ll look into the job-board options. (Is the job board you linked to for Boston-area residents only, do you know? Before I go posting there with my middle-of-the-desert self…)
Right now I can’t get into my control/admin panel at all; it was redirecting to a .ru site full of malicious code every time I tried to log in. I managed to break the redirect (though I really don’t know how), but still haven’t figured out how to get to where I want/need to go to get any access to the controls. I only manage about 15 minutes of dealing with this before I’m in tears of frustration (I HATE not understanding something), but I’ll keep trying… thanks again!
The picture where you use the caption, “dramatic”, I started singing the song Fame in my head: Fame, I’m gonna live fooooreveeerrrr. His movements just seem to fit that song. 🙂
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Thanks, Tiffany – I did email for a quote, but the contact form as of yesterday said there’s usually a several-week backlog, so I dunno. (Also kind of afraid she’ll judge me, because my blog’s not “pretty” and I don’t much want it to be, just running! lol) Thanks again for the recommendation – especially because the “my own idiocy” aspect is entirely the situation here. (c;
Robyn, have y’all been to the Nashville flea market before? If not, it’s really worth the trip. True, it does have some of the same old crap – tube socks, dvd’s, knock-off purses, etc., but out back where the…um…I don’t know what they’re called…big roofed areas that are open on all sides. You can find some *amazing* stuff out there. Lots of antique and vintage stuff, lots of it at really good prices. There are lots of interesting stalls in the enclosed buildings, too. I kind of giggled when you said you’d spend an hour then drive home, because we’ve stayed there four or five hours before, and didn’t come close to seeing everything. If y’all get antsy in October, I highly recommend a visit!
Robyn, I always love the pictures you take of all your cats, (especially Miz Poo) but the ones today of Charlie and Patsy are some of the best I’ve ever seen. And let’s hope Spanky has many more birthdays! 😀
That last picture of Everett and it’s claws ‘0 doom is pretty scary!
Yayyyyy for old man Spanky!!
That last Everett picture reminds me of Lady GaGa. Paws up Little Monsters! I love Charlie and Patty Peppers, and if I lived anywhere near you I would adopt them in a heartbeat.
Yikes! I’m thinking Freddy Krueger over here… it is almost October/Halloween time, after all! 🙂
Spanky,Spanky he’s our guy! Happy B.Day, big Fella!
I love how the kittens’claws come out when they are flailing.
“Flailing,I am flailing…”
I thought Fred used to do a lot of hiking….didn’t he used to do that geocaching? I’ll bet there’s a really expensive GPS unit gathering dust!
Robyn, have you seen these? http://www.chilli-willy.com/more.html You should grow some next year, just for the giggles. Also, you could’ve had a Willy Peppers!
Robyn…you make me laugh till I cry with the captions to your pictures. I usually clear my email once a week so I got the “OhmyGod” piggy AND the “Flaily IS SO a word” one right after the other. My husband just came in to see why I was losing it. Then he lost it too!!!