Tom Cullen: Simply Flabulous.
Previously
2009: We are some squash-loving motherfuckers.
2008: Here’s a tip: if someone teases you about being a Housewife of Doom and a perfectionist, it is difficult to refute that assertion if you’re caught in a compromising position.
2007: No entry.
2006: Damn freaky cats.
2005: “It’s cancer,” Fred said. “That’s a tumorous lip if I’ve ever seen one!”
2004: I didn’t tell her that I think scars are badass and it can scar up all it wants.
2003: God, I hate people.
2002: No entry.
2001: So the house situation, oh what a story it is.
2000: This week, the devil won.
Ha. Is that like one of those pregnancy massage tables?
In other news, I have 2 cats that weigh 50 lbs together. It’s got to be genetic. Their brother, who was adopted by a friend, is also portly. Diet time. I’ve tried everything else. Can they get a lap band or something?
Christy, you need a kitty treadmill, obviously. 🙂
I’ve threatened to put them on the treadmill with me. They’d probably flatten out like most do in YouTube videos. Well, as flat as they can be. They won’t play, just watch the laser or toy pass, like at a tennis match. They eat twice a day, because I thought that would help. We try to make sure they don’t eat everyone’s leftovers or the dog food. I cannot afford $15 for 4 lbs of prescription food, so Purina it is.
Jeebers, gravity sux. Glad my couch doesn’t have a hole in it!
Hahahahahaha! Simply flabulous!
“Does anyone feel a draft?”
Tell me you poked the flab.
I did not poke the flab – but only because he sensed the poke coming and got the hell out of there!
On seeing the flabulosity, the real TC gasped. “My laws!”
I don’t know what was better, the way his stomach hung down, or the way Stinkerbelle was still regarding him with love and longing from above!
Oh, there’s nothing on god’s green earth that could stop Stinkerbelle from loving and adoring her Tommy with complete devotion.
Wonderful chubby belly pics. Did you take them before you left? Elphaba’s belly hangs and swings. I’d like to see how porkily cute it would look in a set up like that. I hope Maine is cool-a couple of weeks ago we met a man from Maine at the ice cream stand. He had a cool big dog who was getting his own dish of ice cream. He mentioned moving here recently from Maine and I said “I’m sure you miss the cooler weather.” He said “They are having a heat wave-it’s 96 up there-hotter than here.” It’s been like 100 here the last two days with humidity too. I’m envying the Canadians and Alaskans right now!
Yep, took ’em before I left – just like the Crooked Acres pics I’ll be posting tomorrow. 🙂
I have to tell you, it’s been hot here – but for the most part, I’m thinking “What the hell are they complaining about? This is pretty pleasant!” The only exception was earlier today when I was in the direct sunlight in a parking lot, and I thought I might melt.