6/15/11 – Kitteh Wednesday

Complaints? She haz them. Starring: Clove. “That camera is TOO LOUD! You’re always holding that camera when you could be holding ME!” “You need a pedicure! Looking at your ugly feet is making me wanna BARF!” “I’m hungry! And I have to walk all the way to the other side of the room to get … Continue reading “6/15/11 – Kitteh Wednesday”

Complaints? She haz them.
Starring: Clove.

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“That camera is TOO LOUD! You’re always holding that camera when you could be holding ME!”

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“You need a pedicure! Looking at your ugly feet is making me wanna BARF!”

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“I’m hungry! And I have to walk all the way to the other side of the room to get to the food! I’ll probably starve first!”

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“I AM FAINT FROM HUNGER!”

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“I can barely stand to lick my reflection, this mirror is so gross! I don’t care if you cleaned it yesterday, you didn’t clean it today!”

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“That’s too HIGH. I can’t REACH that! And some of your former fosters WHO YOU CLEARLY LOVE MORE THAN ME pulled all the feathers off! What use is a feather teaser without feathers!”

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“YOUR LEGS ARE SO WHITE THEY’RE BLINDING MEEEEEEEEEE!”

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“Cori is breathing in my FACE and her breath smells like gross stinky nasty grossness!”

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“That is STILL too high, and I can’t reach it I AM NOT EVEN GOING TO TRY!”

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“YOU are not PETTING me RIGHT. Can’t you do anything properly?”

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Alice vs. the Robin.

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Slowly….

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slowwwwwwly…

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EVER so slowly and patiently the mighty huntress creeps toward the tasty, tasty Robin.

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But then she lost sight of her goal and got too excited and pounced far too early, and off flew the Robin to a safe spot.

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“Drat!”

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Previously
2010: Last night I sang “I’ma kick you in the a-ass. Snackin’! Time! is EARNED, mah friends. Snackin’! Time! is EARNED, oh yeah.” to the cats.
2009: No entry.
2008: No entry.
2007: Which reminds me, last time I had a sit-down with The Lord, The Lord informed me that doing what might lead to business on Sunday is FORBIDDEN, but abandoning as many of His Creatures to be hit by cars and lay dying on the side of the road, as possible is A-OfuckingK with Him! It’s in the Bible!
2006: Not to mention that I woke up three separate times with my tongue COMPLETELY DRY.
2005: Due to Poop Watch version 2.0, there is no entry for today.
2004: Damn weather!
2003: No entry.
2002: No entry.
2001: It’s the wild monkey sex, I must confess.
2000: “It’s NOT a cult, Mom!”

8 thoughts on “6/15/11 – Kitteh Wednesday”

  1. Hi Robyn – I don’t often comment but have been reading for years, and so when I saw this story I immediately thought of you! Well, I know folks in your neck of the woods are used to tornadoes (especially after this crazy Spring), but living in Massachusetts we most certainly are NOT! Anyway, a couple of weeks ago, we actually had a couple of devastating twisters come through our state completely ravaging a few towns. After reading this story this AM, I thought you might appreciate it…. http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/28242659/detail.html

  2. Well, aren’t YOU the fussy little princess, Clove! 😉 Just noticed the link to 2000 has a quote with the word “Mom” in it, which leads me to wonder how your kiddo is doing? You haven’t mentioned her in ages, which I’m hoping means that all is well in the land of Spud?

  5. “YOUR LEGS ARE SO WHITE THEY’RE BLINDING MEEEEEEEEEE!” <—-Hilarious!!!! 😀

  6. OMG, I laughed out loud at Clove’s sassiness – then, since I am at work, and supposedly working, had to pretend it was a sneeze. You are too funny.

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