Crooked Acres, 7:13 am:
::coughcoughcough:: ::throatclearing::
“I AM THE MAN!”
“THE MAN!”
“THE! MAN!”
“THE MAN! IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING! THANK YOU AND HAVE A GOOD DAY!”
(Above scene repeats 130 times during the next eight hours.)
Crooked Acres, 4:48 pm:
“AHEM.”
“I am…”
“.. the man.”
“Hmmm….”
::thinking::
::considering::
::blinking whilst pondering::
“Yes, that’s correct. I AM the man.”
“The man.”
“The man!”
“THE. MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!”
“THE MOTHERFUCKING MAN! YES, ME!”
“And to drive my point home, let me raise my neck feathers in an umbrella-like fashion as I reiterate to you: I AM THE MAN!!!”
“Got it?”
(Scene repeats itself every three minutes until it gets dark out, whereupon McLovin’ is of the opinion that the world is aware of his studly manliness, and retires with his bitchez to the chicken coop to rest up.)
River and Inara are such the little hellions these days. They love to take turns climbing into my lap, and then they kick and bite and scratch at me, and then if I make them stop biting, they give me the big blue eyes and are all “Ah am jest a little bitty baby kitten and ah could not hurt a fly, le WAH!” and meow sadly at me.
BRATS.
(pic) “Momma! Pay attention to ME!”
(pic) Fight!
(pic) “Do you SEE what I have to put up with?!”
Tons of kitten pictures up over at Flickr.
(pic) “Attention passengers, would all orange kittehs please report to the Lido Deck for fun and games!”
Previously
2007: Random pictures.
2006: Mystery solved, I guess.
2005: No entry.
2004: No entry.
2003: So far, I believe she’s ahead in the fart wars.
2002: That damn PTA. I will NOT be suckered in again by them, damnit!
2001: Realtors.
2000: New eyes, new hair – I’ll practically be a whole new woman!
Thanks Robyn! That whole McLovin’ scene was wonderful. Really made my morning. 🙂
LOVIN the McLovin pics!!!!!! And also, Kara? I understand completely.
Your pictures were especially awesome today!
I just laughed at that “Yes, that’s correct. I AM the man” pic for 10 minutes straight – hysterical tears and everything. We’re LOVIN McLovin, and you are one kick-ass photographer! Thanks, Robyn 😀
Can you hear him from the house?
Does it ever get annoying with him going on all day about what a stud he is?
What is it with men anyway? 🙂
Oh crap!
Mclovin pics…hilarious.The “manitude” is a classic.
But OHHHH the kittens…..they have grown SOOO fast and they’re so damn adorable I could just die!
If I didn’t have a husband to rein me in….I’d be begging to adopt the whole lot of them …including the precious mama.
Crazy cat lady???? Who? ME???
Oh McLovin. You “cocky” little guy you. 😉
those chicken pictures are FANTASTIC
Is McLovin the MAN or what?!
Any animal that begins yelling at 7:15 am is liable to be dinner by 7:15 pm around here! And who does he think he needs to convince?
The kittens are, as everyone has noted, adorable. The biting thing? Their forever families will appreciate that you’re letting them know that it’s not OK to do that. One of our two current foster litters is into the biting and we’re having discussions about that ourselves.
Always love your captions to the pics! Makes me smile!
If there are 2 orange kitties and 2 kitty beds why does Newt get them both and does Sugey mind?
“le WAH!” is the funniest thing ever.
Didn’t you have a Cafe Press store at one point? The afternoon McLovin’ series (complete with captions) would make excellent note cards. ^_^
I love how Newt gets two cat beds and Sugarbutt gets none.
You know, I wrote the comment above at 8 am! I am slipping.
(I want a kitty!)
That was funny, thanks for the laugh Robyn!
That is the funniest thing I have ever seen. Is it loud in the house? Love the kitty pictures.
That is one cocky-ass roostah!
I wantz a video of McLovin’!
I just love the rooster pic..and the baby kitties too. i myself have four, and a pregant one…smoca sent me this page and your quite funny, i must say…i’m still laughinbg.. ohave a good day.