An impromptu Saturday entry to share cool links with y’all, and then a couple of bebbe pictures!
An Engineer’s Guide to Cats (via readers Rossann and Lanna Lee and then about a thousand of you):
(If you don’t want to watch the whole thing, forward to 4:24, disciplining cats, and watch it through cat yodeling. Cracked me UP.)
Also via Lanna Lee (I’d seen it before, meant to link it, but kept forgetting):
Christian the Lion’s reunion with the people who raised him. If the look on his face when he realizes who they are doesn’t make you tear up, you’re heartless. (I’d seen it before, but thanks to Flagger, who reminded me of it):
This is about the neatest thing ever. If a deer hung out in my back yard…. well, first of all I imagine I’d look out to see Mister Boogers riding around on the back of one of them, radiating hetred as he went, but after that, I’d just keel over from the thrill of it.
Dancing Machine (the America’s Funniest Home Videos video of the husband whose wife keeps locking him out and won’t let him in ’til he dances for her). My favorite America’s Funniest Home Video EVER.
(flickr) Yesterday, when they heard the camera focusing, three of the four lifted up their little heads and hissed at me. Nance pointed out that they look like they’re laughing about something. Probably a fart joke.
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(flickr) Tom, on the boxes our computers came in (this is from last week. Obviously, I cleaned up. The boxes are piled in the CORNER, now.)
Previously
2007: (What I wanted to say: YOUR MOTHER. Now go to bed!)
2006: So, in essence, the fucking DVR TATTLED on me.
2005: E’gar goes into the shop.
2004: I must be mumbling or something today. Everyone I’ve spoken to has looked at me like I’m speaking French and they can’t understand what the hell I’m saying.
2003: No entry.
2002: Blah blah blah.
2001: No entry.
2000: “Um… you mean, she lies on your butt to muffle your farts?” he ventured.
Oh, man you made my day. I laughed so hard at the AFHV video that I had a headache afterwards. You’ll be proud to know that despite the pain, I cowboy’d up and sat through it again so I could show it the family.
Dancing Machine cracks me up so bad. I want a husband I can torture like that. And Kaylee to snuggle and narf on.
The mean kitty video features a Bengal, which is the breed of cat that our Ozzy is. He’s more human than a lot of people I know. Cracked me up! I should make a video of my own.
(Love super secret Saturday entries!)
Kaylee is so cute she makes my eyes bleed from her cuteness! BLEED! I want a raccoon kitteh!
Thanks for that – I’m all whore-moan-al and now I’ve cried for the day. I lose my shit every single time I see that Christian the Lion video and yet I still look. Sigh.
If I just woke up the Small Fry with my hysterics, it’s entirely your fault.
I am, however, extraordinarily perplexed at having viewed this on the very afternoon that Small Fry announced he “needed” a kitten… Is the Universe speaking to me??? How do I make it shut up???????
😉
Thanks for some weekend fun. I’d seen the videos before but was nice to see them again. The Bebbes are telling you to get that damn camera outta their faces! Don’t stop. Please. They are getting so round and fluffy!
Aww! The kittens look sooooo adorable!
Check out my snow bengal on his first boat trip.
http://catsonthecounter.blogspot.com/
This is the first blog post anywhere where I both laughed and cried and laughed again. I LOVED the links you posted! 🙂
I have a bengal as well and can attest to the authenticity of ‘mean kitty’. 🙂
Why the hell would anyone adopt a lion (or ANY animal legal to adopt) and then just decide they he was too big to take care of? (more than half the reason I cried here) Poor Christian!
HA H AHA oh man, allen’s never getting back into the house until he dances for me. HILARIOUS.
We practice “Corporal Cuddling” all the time at our house! Hee!