Buff rooster, eating with his wimmins.
Suddenly, an idea occurs to him…
“Oh lord,” squawks wise Oscar the Hen, who has seen bright ideas come to roosters far too often in her two years of life. “Don’t make eye contact with him, girls! Pretend he’s not there!”
Buff rooster begins to flap his impressive (at least, in his eyes) wings. He flaps and flaps and flaps, and then he crows “WHO WANTS SOME LOVIN’?!”
As the hens wisely avoid eye contact with Buff rooster, he flaps and flaps and flaps.
“LAYDEES,” he crows. “I SAY! CAN I GET SOME LOVIN’?”
As it turned out, no. Buff rooster was not able to get some lovin’ that fine sunny afternoon. Poor Buff(oon) rooster.
Puppies, keeping a watchful eye on their flock.
The threat.
The response.
Threat = gone. No match for SuperPuppies!
“You has a snack for me?” Of course I do – I know better than to go out there without a snack for the pigs. They get PEEVED if you show up without an offering.
The striped one is the rootin’est pig I’ve ever seen. He’s always got his nose in the mud.
Pretty pig.
Check out that muddy nose.
Pig in motion.
“Snack? Snack? Snack?”
“Hellew.”
Bad bad Joe Bob Brown, the baddest-ass cat in the whole damn town.
2008: That, my friends, is a powerful stench. And it wasn’t a pleasant one.
2007: No entry.
2006: “MmmHMMM, I KNEW that was going to happen, the dumb bitch was lifting shit long before she was supposed to!”
2005: By the way, Erika: who watches your kids while you’re busy reading PEOPLE and firing off those indignant letters?
2004: Have I mentioned that I adore my DVR?
2003: Ah, you poor damn AOL users.
2002: No entry.
2001: No entry.
2000: See? I always say “Thank you” to the freaking servers at fast food places. Yet all I get in return is rudeness.
ass-cat made me choke with laughter.
I think I might love that stripey pig.
I was wondering how the dogs were doing with the hawks. Do the hawks make noise that attract the dogs’ attention or do the dogs just have a sense for when there are hawks around?
“Suddenly an idea occurs to him. ‘Oh lord…'” Laughing my ass off!!
It’s nice to know that Buff rooster, doesn’t force himself upon his wimmins.
The jam arrived yesterday and I’m sure my dh is going to love it! Also, he’ll be happy to not have to share, as it’s a little too hot for me. Thanks, Robyn!
Awesome doggies!
Are you going to break down and finally name your piggies Cocoa and Oreo? They are, after all, your cutest. pigs. yet.
So, do you notice any difference in personality with these pigs as opposed to the other ones you’ve had? Friendlier? They look cuddly… like, I’d want to go give them a great big pig hug!
LOVELY photos of the hawk!
Oh, I love that hampshire looking pig. Actually I love them both! They are adorable. I noticed their tails aren’t docked, I wonder if you don’t have to worry about that when they are outside. They have so much other stuff to do, besides chew on each other tails.