“SHE asked me to post something to let YOU know that she’s alive and doing fine and is just taking it easy today. She hasn’t even rolled her lazy ass out of bed yet.”
“She’s all ‘Ohhhhhh, I’m still recovering from surgery!’ and ‘Ohhhh, can you get that heavy pan and put it on the stove?’ and ‘Ohhhhhh, I can’t lift that, it’s too heavy, can you do the laundry, can you fill the cat waterer, can you do the dishes?’, real dramatic-like. THEN she says to The Man, ‘If my uterus were a cat, it would be Stinkerbelle!’ and he was all ‘And The Grays would be your ovaries, dancing around her, pissing her off.’ and they laughed and laughed. What the fuck does that even MEAN?!”
“I hate her.”
Previously
2009: Hello, Gorgeous.
2008: “And the next, you and Franklin are being chased across the back forty by a really pissed-off injured pig who has slop in her mouth and murder in her heart.”
2007: We’ll be spending all day at the house.
2006: No entry.
2005: No entry.
2004: Bet I was a cold splash of water in HIS night.
2003: Poor Miz Poo.
2002: Give me a guy with a great smile any day.
2001: Yeah, I know, it’s goofy.
2000: No entry.
Ha! And yes, you wanted your uterus to go to hell in a handbasket and Stinkerbelle is modeling that scenario for you!
Good one, Paula! 😀
Heh.
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Did we all mention how much we missed you last week?
Robyn, even in recovery after a surgery (gd uterus), you still crack me up.
Feel better soon! 🙂
Wonderful photos! Love that Stinkerbelle. Don’t you even think about having her taken out.
Glad to see Miss Stank has picked The Torch O’Het from Mr. Boogers.
oh, my gosh! I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time! Those pictures and dialog were AWESOME! I can see the hate rays!
How does she manage to do adorable and mean at the same time and do both so well?
Oh Stinkerbelle, Mom will be back on her feet soon and answering your demands and needs.
We know you love your mom. Don’t lie to us. We just know that you are a Daddy’s girl anyway.
Thank you so much. I was having a truly awful day and this made me smile.
God, she looks eeeeee-vil in those photos!!! LOL!
And then the Stinkerbelle lunged and attacked Robyn who was too weak to get away, gnawed on her jugular, leaving her to bleed to death on the floor..
You best be watching your back my dear! (and thanks for the laugh ;))