Today I feel lazy, so because it is the DAY OF ME, whereupon I turn 44. I said to Fred over the weekend “I can’t believe I’m almost 43.” He said “Oh, are you staying at 43?”, and I had to do the FUCKING MATH to figure out how old I really am. When I was a kid and old people (44 was ancient to me back then. Now it seems REALLY YOUNG. Shaddup.) had to stop and think about how old they were, I figured they were fucking with me, because who on EARTH doesn’t know how old they are. Yeah.
Anyway, I’ve been meaning to share this picture for ages and ages. It’s of ME from this past summer, and it makes me smile every time I look at it. I was messing with the Talking Tom app on my iPad, and cracking myself up.
Now I’m going to go settle on the couch and catch up on my TV-watching, and not do a damn thing all day long because it’s MY DAY and it’s all about ME. (At least until I get bored, of course. I might vacuum. We’ll see.)
Back tomorrow!
Also, so you don’t have to go without your kitteh fix, here I am getting my very first kitten for my (I think) sixth birthday, so it was mumblety-mumble years ago. I don’t know. I can’t do the math. Her name was Suzy and I lurved her.
Previously
2010: No entry.
2009: No entry.
2008: Happy birthday to me!
2008: No entry.
2007: “Oh! And did he tell you that if I were A GOOD WIFE, I’d submit to your will?”
2006: Happy birthday to me!
2005: No entry.
2004: Happy birthday to me!
2003: Happy birthday to me!
2002: Happy birthday to me!
2001: Happy birthday to me!
2000: Happy birthday to me!