“Come ON, guys, it’s PICTURE time again, what a SHOCK. Cindy, get out from behind Marcia and let’s get this over with!”
“Wait. Perhaps now would be the ideal time to let you know that I HAZ A COMPLAINT. And my complaint is that my nose is dirty. You feed me canned food mixed with pumpkin, and then you want to take my picture?”
“My nose is dirty and I DON’T LIKE IT.”
::pout::
“I DON’T LIKE IT, you hear me?”
Jan says, “Oh, there’s a surprise. Pipsqueak Bobby has a complaint. I have eye boogers, but do you hear ME complaining? NO. It just adds to my charm.”
Peter says, “I have no complaints. I look absolutely smashingly perfect and everyone who sees me wants to kiss me on top of my adorable head.”
“Ehn! Ehn! Let me through! I want to be in the picture, too!”
Greg adds, “I have a little food on my nose, too. I’m saving it for later.”
Cindy pipes in with “I could be covered in food from head to toe, and I’d still be unbearably adorable.”
“Maybe one day you’ll learn to use that flash right, lady, and all the good pictures won’t come out too dark!”
Everyone’s a critic.
You can’t tell from this angle, but Kara’s actually a very small cat. Not the most slimming angle – or position, I guess.
Previously
2009: “My shower was more sparkly than Edward Cullen in the sunlight at high noon!”
2008: It’s not been a good time to be a finger on the hand of Robyn And3rson lately.
2007: When one has to peck the ground for bugs and worms, one gets mud on one’s beak.
2006: So that’s the story of my search for the perfect bra, and how I found it.
2005: I probably have a brain tumor.
2004: I swear, my Grinchly heart grew three sizes right then and there.
2003: A tree with glass ornaments? In a house with five cats?
2002: No entry.
2001: No entry.
2000: I told Fred we should hire her out to the local police agencies and she could tell them when someone looks like a “drug person.”
1999: Fred and I came to an agreement last night. The end of March, I’m going off the birth control, and we’re going to start trying to get pregnant. (HahahahahahaHAHA! My, how times have changed!)