If you and I are not Facebook BFFs, you might have missed my status update last night.
Last night – oh, the horror! – we watched 2012, the apocalyptic movie starring John Cusack, Amanda Peet, and two very annoying children. At almost three hours long, it was one bloated piece of crap. Roland Emmerich does some good-looking destruction shit, but when it’s interlaced with overacting and incredibly annoying children, well, I just hope John Cusack and Amanda Peet were VERY well paid for their parts.
If you’re going to watch it, I recommend you fast-forward through the character development horseshit (except for the parts involving Woody Harrelson, because he’s funny) and just watch the pretty explosions and destruction.
On the GOOD side of stuff to watch, I finished Season 3 of Californication yesterday, thanks to Webster and her suggestion of NinjaVideo.net. (THANK YOU, Webster, you’re a life-saver!)
I started watching it on my laptop, and though the picture wasn’t very good (the laptop is getting old), I kept on going, because I HAD to know what the hell happened. Round about episode 9, I updated my DivX player stuff so I wouldn’t have to watch the episodes in Flash, but then whenever I tried to go to the site, something tried to get me to download stop.php, and a check of Google told me it was malware, so I watched the final episodes on my desktop (which I hate to do, because I like to relax while I’m watching TV, damnit!)
But that last episode of the season – WOW. Hank Moody’s been smart-assing his way through life for the first three seasons (minus the last show), but shit got serious in that show, chickens came home to roost, and I’m thinking David Duchovny deserves some sort of acting award for his performance.
I have no idea if there’s going to be a Season 4 (I hope there is), but if not, that was a pretty good way to close out the series.
You’ve met Mr. “MOTHERFUCKER SAY WHAT?!”, right?
Meet his brother, Mr. “THE FUCK YOU SAY!”
According to weather.com, it’s supposed to be warm and sunny for at least the next five days. I don’t know that I believe it, but it’s nice to think it could be true!
It being that time of year, we’re starting to gear up to get ready to possibly think about planting the garden. Some day.
Last night I ordered seeds for Sungold cherry tomatoes (the best kind of cherry tomatoes there are, in my opinion), swiss chard (which I’ve never had, but I understand it’s like spinach, you can eat it raw in a salad or cook it, and it grows better in hot weather than spinach does), carrots, and catnip. I’m going to have two raised beds behind the back yard this summer – one’s going to be for carrots, and one for catnip. And BOTH will have fences around them so the cats can’t get to ’em!
I tell you, I canNOT wait ’til we get our first tomato of the season. I know it’s ages and ages away, but I’m still looking forward to it a LOT.
Summer can’t get here soon enough.
Previously
2009: Hail Stinky/ Full of Hate/ The Tom is with thee.
2008: The pigs reported that he tasted “Too humany.”
2007: No entry.
2006: No entry.
2005: Dumbass things I did yesterday.
2004: I think I need to go back to high school.
2003: “Well, good luck to Daddy on that,” I said.
2002: (You just shut up)
2001: No entry.
2000: No entry.