Stinkerbelle Seethes.
“I… what… Did she really just climb into the cat bed with me? Is she KIDDING ME? I HATE her!”
“Is she… IS SHE TOUCHING ME?”
“I’m not touching you.”
::seething with hatred::
“Stillllllll not touching you!”
“Okay, I’m just going to turn around so that I don’t have to look at her stupid, pushy, wanting-to-touch-me face.”
::touch!::
::seething:: “Did you just TOUCH me?”
“Who, me?”
“That’s not an answer. Did you TOUCH me?”
“Do you think I touched you?”
“DID. YOU. TOUCH. ME?”
“Why do you ask?”
::seething:: “Please god, help me not to kill her. I know what they do to pretty blue-eyed silky-furred girls like me in kitty jail. People would be touching me all the live long day and I’d lose my mind.”
(Punki) ::mock seething:: “Not touching you!”
Previously 2006: No entry. 2005: It’s the little things that amuse us, obviously. 2004: Mister Boogers does his Donald Trump impression 2003: FUCKING spam. 2002: Are you an innie or an outie? 2001: No entry. 2000: No entry. 1999: God, the smell.]]>