“Blah blah I’m Ryan Seacrest blah blah I like to hear myself talk blah blah Vonzell Solomon, after the break!”
(Annoying Sarah Jessica Parker GAP commercial. She enjoys being a girl.)
“Oh, I can’t believe I forgot to tell you this! I was listening to the radio this morning…”
(Listening. Subtly hiding 16 chins with hand.)
“And Sarah Jessica Parker was going somewhere or coming home from somewhere, and she got out of her limo, and they snapped a picture of her.”
(Waiting for the point.)
“The paparazzi snapped a picture of her, I mean. And there’s a rumor going around that her marriage is in trouble and she and Ferris are breaking up.”
“She wasn’t wearing her wedding ring!”
“Brrrrrp?”
“Don’t shoot the messenger, Bessie.”]]>
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