Ten.
Ten Books I’m Looking Forward to Reading:
1. The Time Traveler’s Wife
2. Dead Famous
3. Ten Big Ones
4. R is for Ricochet
5. The Enemy
6. Girl Boy Etc
7. The Narrows
8. My Sister’s Keeper
9. Running With Scissors
10. Bergdorf Blondes (even though, from all reports, Plum Sykes is a self-important bitch to the Nth degree).
Ten Things (NOT people or cats) I Can’t Would Rather Not Live Without:
1. Blistex
2. Candles
3. Curel Lotion
4. Bath fizzies
5. Diet Coke
6. My Camera
7. My phone
8. My birthday present from Nance (I use it EVERY day, Nance!)
9. My slippers
10. My frickin’, stupid, goddamn piece of shit computer
My Ten Favorite Pairs of Earrings:
1. The ones I bought for myself at Kohl’s yesterday to assauge the pain of that horrid fucking picture Fred took of me.
2. Why yes, I AM under the impression I’m still 10 years old!
3. I have no idea where these came from.
4. I bought these off eBay. from Kathy.
5. A birthday present from Fred several years ago. (Yes, real diamonds! Whee!)
6. Seven ninety-nine at Target!
7. One of my Christmas presents from Fred last year. It’s a cat, curled up sleeping (bad picture, I know)
8. My favorite Christmas earrings. (I bet you’re surprised they’re not big, gaudy Rudolph earrings with light-up noses, aren’t you?)
9. Another $7.99 special from Target.
10. I’ve had these earrings for at least ten years. I think they came from Avon.
My Ten Favorite Smells:
1. Fred’s neck (shaddup)
2. Baby powder
3. Cats (as long as they aren’t wet)
4. Wildberry Pancakes-scented candles
5. Buttercream Yankee Candles
6. A fresh-squeezed lemon (Fred uses fresh lemon juice in his tea)
7. Sand & Sable perfume (it smells like the beach to me)
8. Ammonia (I use it to clean with)
9. My clothes after I’ve been swimming in the quarry (they smell like rainwater)
10. Freshly mown grass
Ten Things I Really Really Fucking Hate Doing:
1. Taking the cat (any of them!) to the vet
2. Talking on the phone (99.99999% of the time)
3. Putting the dishes in the dishwasher away
4. Mopping the floors
5. Cleaning the litter box
6. Scrubbing the shower
7. Having my picture taken
8. Cleaning around the toilet (don’t GET me started)
9. Pulling up weeds
10. Cleaning out the frickin’ birdbath
The Last Ten Sites I Visited:
1. Nance
2. The Usual Suspects
3. Amazon
4. Mo’s blog
5. RFCU
6. Mac’s old page
7. Mac’s new page
8. Netflix
9. Burnt Fuse
10. Dooce
The Top Ten Movies in my Netflix Queue:
1. 50 First Dates
2. Secret Window
3. The Office
4. Cold Mountain
5. Pieces of April
6. The School of Rock
7. The Butterfly Effect
8. Ghost World
9. Crumb
10. Stevie
(I finished watching Center Stage this morning. I think I may have to buy that movie, I love it so much.)
The Ten Last Things I Ate:
1. Dannon white chocolate and raspberry yogurt
2. 2 tiny plums
3. 1 peach
4. Salad with cherry tomatoes and Kraft Lite 3-Cheese Ranch dressing
5. A honey-dijon chicken Lean Cuisine (nasty, nasty aftertaste)
6. An Egg McMuffin
7. 1 1/2 cups of Cheerios
8. 1 pc. of toast with raspberry jam
9. String cheese
10. 1 c. watermelon cubes
The Last Ten Songs I Heard:
1. Good as I was to you – Lorrie Morgan
2. Displaced – Azure Ray
3. You were mine – Dixie Chicks
4. Save me – Aimee Mann
5. I’m moving on – Rascal Flatts
6. Anymore – Travis Tritt
7. Forgive – Rebecca Lynn Howard
8. Still within the sound of my voice – Glen Campbell
9. Brick – Ben Folds
10. Why – Annie Lennox
(Can you tell I’m listening to my “sad songs” directory?)
Ten Things I Should Be Doing Instead of Sitting on My Ass in Front of the Computer:
1. Answering email
2. Paying bills
3. Updating the GFY page
4. Putting up OFB archives
5. Cleaning the downstairs bathroom
6. Cleaning off my desk
7. Spying on the neighbors
8. Vacuuming the downstairs
9. Brushing Spot, who’s been shedding in a big way lately
10. Eating dinner (which I’m going to go do now. Night!)
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In regards to yesterday’s post about Hawaii – make sure you go get a shave ice from Island Snow and then sit outside and watch the hookers! It was by far the cheapest and most fun we had when we were there! Really good for some belly laughs!
I am impressed that you took the time to change an earring 10 times to take a pic! They are all cute. I would wear them all!
Your fav smells though? Ammonia? Girl, you have issues! LOL
Lori – I watched the Oahu dvd my parents sent me today, and while they mentioned Island Snow, they didn’t say anything about the hookers. Hmmm. Wonder why? 🙂
Kay – I even took ALL those pictures myself! (Which is why some of them came out blurry. Heh.) And I can’t help it – ammonia just smells so clean to me!
Lori – How do you know that’s not Robyn’s secret plan to make a little extra cash while in Hawaii? Hee.
Fred, is this asinine enough for you?
How’s The Crimson Petal and the White? It’s on my wish list, but I haven’t given in to temptatioon yet.
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Isn’t that kitty just about the cutest kitty face in the world? (well, the cutest kitty face that doesn’t belong to an actual cat)
I have several of the charms that I’ve used on bracelets for my daughter, myself, earrings, a watch, etc.
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I hope you have an easier time getting into The Time Traverler’s Wife than I did. My husband bought it for himself, but thought I would enjoy it. WRONG ANSWER. Way too much jumping from here to there and back. I would like to know what you think about it after you have read it.
I find myself strangely attracted to your absolutely gigantic earlobes! Hee! The pics came up on my pc so large that your lobes were about two inches across.
I am impressed with your earring collection-all very cute,sweet,and sassy!
My fav pair WERE indeed the pair a “ten year old would choose.”
Back to an earlier post about Mr. Beans tail. We have a cat that hasn’t a tail. She is what a friend of mine said is a Manx Cat. Well, Miss Molly Sue, (not to be confused with MollyAnn, the dog, the cat came already named) had a litter of kittens. We have two with full tails, one with no tail and one with a stubby tail. Which the kid named Tommy, but I have dubbed Tommy Stubbs. The one with no tail is Smudge, she looks like she has a smudge on her nose. Then there is Duke, (hubby named him) and Miss Pittypat, aka Pittycat.
My animal population has grown. We still have Marie LeBeaux (the Queen of all CATS and animals, at least here), MollyAnn and Jolie Blone’ who has graced us with 8 puppies. One minature goat named Dory and a duck named Lucky. Lucky thinks he is married to the goat or a goat. He WILL NOT swim in the pond. Additionally, I have the hubby and the kiddo………..
Hey! Nice earrings you got there!
Time Traveler’s Wife rocked. We did it for my parents group book club a coworker had bought it for me for Xmas. I loved it. And because I am a loser I cried.
For your “Ten things I can’t live with out” list, I thought the first one read: Bisex!!! I was like WHAAATTT!!! I need to get my mind out of the gutter!LOL!!