Babelfish), and he came to bitchypoo.com and did some looking around, and saw a picture of himself with his penis dangling out and mocking text around the picture, he would probably feel very bad.
And so I thought to myself “Shall I put the picture up for one day? Or perhaps shall I put up a different picture each day and take it down at the end of the day? Because certainly I would feel bad if AKT knew that I was mocking him.” I continued thinking, very hard, about the whole subject, and then I came to a simple conclusion!
“Fuck it!” I said.
And, no. You may
not have his email address.
(I reserve the right to remove that picture at some random point in the future)
* * *
We watched
Joe Shmo again last night and enjoyed it. What really got to me, though, was the ad for next week, wherein Matt and half the cast are crying for some reason. The rest of the cast (the ones who know it’s not a real reality show) were saying things like “This is horrible, we have to stop!”, or something similar. Which makes me wonder what the hell they thought was going to happen – I mean, Matt might be a shmuck, but he’s a real guy they’re messing with.
Damn good show, really.
And also, we finally saw an episode of
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, and absolutely LOVED it. We ended up taping the episode of
Happy Family we’d been waiting to see, and taped the episode of Queer Eye that was coming on after we went to bed.
Damn, DAMN good show. I knew, after seeing all the buzz out there in Blogland that I’d like it, but I always seemed to miss it. God, it was great.
While we were watching it, Fred turned to me and said “
Anthony would probably have a FIT if he knew we were watching this!”
Heh.
* * *
Spanky in a pensive mood. (hee!)
Miz Poo, being woken up from her nap.
Miz Poo is a wee bit peeved, it would appear.
* * *
Previously
2002: “Stinky?” I said.
2001: I stole this survey from Noreen, but I’ve seen it all over the place recently, and god knows how much I love to be one of the cool kids!
2000: Look! It’s nay-chuh!]]>
I’m so very very sorry that email chaos happened to you, but damn, how funny! And any man who sends a picture to some anonymous woman with his genitals blatantly displayed deserves to be mocked.
(Just my opinion, I could be wrong)
J
Heh – of COURSE my very first thought when I saw it was “Oh man, I’ve GOTTA put this up in the journal!”
Gott in himmel! Der grossen chain maken das outenfitten!
Hey, if it takes THAT much bluring to cover it up, I wanna SEE!
Hahah, Mary! It frightens me that I knew what you were saying!
Can’t believe you blurred the penis!
Uh, Robyn, there’s a big blur in the middle of that picture. Can you fix it?
You must put up a picture each day – these people must be mocked!
A fun game to play with Babelfish – put in song lyrics, translate them into another language, and then translate them back in to English. Example: American Pie translated English to German to French to English, comes out:
“A long length time ahead, but I can remember calmly, like this music used to form me to smile. I knew, if I had my probability which that I could dance these people to make, and perhaps they would be happy for one moment. But me Shiver, formed February with each paper which I would deliver. Bad information at the stage of door. I could not reach another stage. I cannot remember, above if I cried, when I read must on his widowed, however something me deeply towards the interior, the day have affected which it music died.”
I’d hang my head in shame, if only I could stop giggling. It’s an odd sort of people I’m living amongst, no doubt about that. Tonto, we’re not in Texas anymore. I mean, only a German man would think it prudent to hold a huge metal object in front of little Fritz for direct comparison.
Regarding the turtle-necked penis, Robyn, I thought you’d be dying to know that about 90 percent of German men are not circumcised. (I READ that, if you please.)
So much for Hunland trivia. Thanks for my late-night laugh 🙂
You used to have some pics of yourself making different expressions in your bio and one was an expression you referred to as a “throw momma from the train” look.
So is Miz Poo stealing YOUR “throw momma from the train” expression now?
All right, you perverts, here’s the unblurred picture.
Fitchypoo – Oddly, I’ve done that sort of thing before. I find that after a few translations, it becomes kinda like Shakespeare – you don’t know exactly what they’re saying, but you get the general idea!
It *is* very “Throw Momma From the Train”, isn’t it? Heh.
Oh my lord what is wrong with his wanky!!!????
I saw Tubby on http://www.mycathatesyou.com ! I love that site. Have you seen the cat named ‘Q’ (the first one)? That has to be my favorite, for some reason. Now, where’s my camera?
(And what’s with that guy’s chain?)
That pic gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “yank my chain.”
I agree…they deserve to be mocked so post away Robyn! And doesn’t that pic just make you want to reply?? What a hunk!! NOT! I just love the look on his face. Yeesh..lucky you Robyn..you get all the fun..all I get is “enlarge your penis” emails 🙁
His pee pee grossed me out.
It looks dirty. 🙂 Maybe its the chain…
I needed a schmo spoiler warning! I missed it last night! But its on tonight at 10. The only thing that caught my eye was ‘Anthony’ luckily I don’t know who he is! Plus its your journal!
🙂
Ooooooooh, I didn’t need to know about the German circumcision statistics…. My brother-in-law is German and now that’s all I’ll think about next time I see him. YUCK!
Damn but that guy is scrawy looking. The over sized chain does nothing to help the perspective either. Nice sized penis though.
Robyn, your German translated back into English is as follows:
“It was many days, and I did not hear still back of me love, to which I sent illustrations of me with my Penis, which hangs out! Possibly I should visit and see area of me loving, what above the Bumsen is with that”
Also? That photo of Poo being wakened? It looks like she’s gagging out a rubber band! What above the Bumsen is with that?
Hee! “What above the Bumsen” – I sense a new tagline being born! “What above the Bumsen are you DOING if you’re not reading The Bitchypoo?”
Miz Poo is yawning and that rubber band is one that the spud kindly left on the cat bed, so that perhaps Miz Poo could eat it and need another $45,000 worth of surgery!
In the spirit of the adorable fashion savant Carson: Everybody knows that a black chain would have been a more flattering color choice!
Whooo weee Robyn you sure spiced up your blog today!! HEHEEEE
Another reason I am a die hard bitchypoo fan!
Robyns blog is like a box of chocolates…..LOL you know the rest.
Cripes he coulda at least made his outfit match……whatta fashion boo boo. *hiding my identity*
Oh my GOD! With a penis like that, you should have blurred out his FACE. I was wrong. I didn’t need to see that. Uck.
Now, your BROTHER’S on the other hand…oh, nevermind.
I hit bitchypoo EVERY day and when I don’t, I ask myself what above the bumsen is more important, then I go hit B.poo. THANKS for a bitchin’ entry, thanks for letting us see more of today’s Special Mystery Guest. and yes, Robyn’s blog IS like a variety-pack-o-rama of chocolates and other snacks and treats!
Got a good laugh at the Miz Poo pics, love that look! She looks just a LITTLE annoyed.
What the hell is wrong with that man’s penis? It looks just.. so very wrong! It looks crooked.
I laughed, I cried, I cried so hard I laughed! Today’s entry has been WAAAAAAY above the bumsen for me.
Also, I think Poo’s face is totally reactive to the Mr. PeePee displayed today. I mean she must have totally freaked out and wanted to kill kill kill when she say that thing! Horrid! But then again, has anyone ever been with someone who’s uncircumsized? hmmmm? (waves hand in a tiny motion!) Scream first ask later! Lived in Germany…dated a German…could write a novel at the differences between the two! More info than necessary? HA!
I am stunned speechless. Heh.
The entry and the comments are priceless, I’m dying here!
ahem… I know men not being circumcised freaks you out, but here in the UK we are about at the level of Germany, I’ve never seen a CIRCUMCISED penis, so less of the grossing! We believe chopping off part of your body should be done for necessity! And although I’ve never done the other, sleeping with an uncircumcised man is very good 🙂
I’m with jilly on this. In the U.K. it’s the other way round, vast majority of men uncircumcised… there’s nothing gross about it. Guess it just depends what you’re used to! However my bf was circumcised as an adult (ouchie!) for medical reasons a few years ago and so I am in the unusual position of having experienced both with the same person! 🙂
This entry totally cracked me up… and the comments too are priceless!
Sounds like Anthony could use a “Queer Eye” makeover…. 😉
Here, here for the uncircumcised male! And for the uncircumcised sex! Whoot! (I’ll never look at Fred again with that old lust in my eyes :::sob:::)
But the look on that guy’s face is priceless, as if he is both confused (by his own exhibitionist tendencies) and disdainful (of anyone who would find him sexy) at the same time.
For the record, I, too, thought Poo was hacking up a rubber-band.
That above the Bumsen shit is KILLING me. Robyn, this could only happen to you. Thank you so much for sharing the Teutonic warrior’s love chain.
Oh, y’all just wait ’til Friday. Do I have a TREAT for you!
Oh, and for the record, uncircumcized men don’t freak me out – I’d just never seen one before. Which is kind of sad to admit, I suppose. 😉
Reminds me when I was a young ‘un – as a gag gift, my dad had been given a real monthly calendar with photos of hugely obese naked women as the monthly pin-up girls. Mu grandmother (his mother in law) was devoutly religious and very circumspect. However, when it was shown to her, among all the other holiday gifts, even though she kept saying “oh, how awful, how terrible you have this” she kept turning the pages to make sure she got to see all of the entire 12 month views!