* * * So how about that Ethan Hawke/ Uma Thurman split, eh? For the uninformed, apparently he was shtupping a 22 year-old Canadian model. Uma found out about it, talked to him, decided they could work past a one-night stand, AND THEN HE KEPT SEEING THE HO. Y’know, I’ve never really understood the great appeal of Uma Thurman, she’s always seemed kinda funny looking to me, but most of those model types usually do. Give me Janeane Garofalo any day. But I could see that she had far too much class for the likes of Ethan Hawke, because anyone who insists upon being introduced as “Actor and Novelist Ethan Hawke” every single time (and you KNOW he insisted on it, was all temper tantrumy, screaming and beating his fists on the floor, wailing “ACTOR AND NOVELIST! ACTOR AND NOVELIST!”) is so pretentious that when it hits him that his wife far outclasses him in every way, he’s not the big-ass star he thought he’d be, and no one’s buying his damn books (which I know, because they don’t introduce him as “Actor and BEST-SELLING novelist Ethan Hawke”), well that’s the sort of man who feels entitled to start fucking any random 22 year-old who can stand to have him. Nope, not an Ethan Hawke fan, not really. (In the interest of full disclosure: I have not read any of the books created from the genius brow of Ethan Hawke, because when I hear “Actor Ethan Hawke has written a novel!”, I think “Oh, shut the fuck up and go away.” It may be brilliant. I sincerely doubt it, but I’ll accept that the possibility – however far-fetched – exists. And also in the interest of full disclosure, I had a crush on him when I saw him in Dead Poets Society. Shut up, you did too. My crush lasted about ten seconds until I saw the fey Robert Sean Leonard. Hello, dahling.)
They crack me up, the way they start running toward us when they realize there’s food to be had.
This white goose is an aggressive motherfucker, and if you don’t feed him quickly enough, he’ll coming running at you, hissing and honking.
And if you’re not careful, you’ll lose a finger.
Miz Poo hopes we NEVER sell all those books. How else would she get up on top of the bookcase?
That white goose has sort of a Tubby-ish looking “meh” beak on him! Or is it just me?!
I have The Hottest State by Ethan Hawke. Good book, although it is a little strange. I think I’m the only person in the world that has read it, though.
Geese are evil. That is all.
Terri – you’re right, he does! He and Tubby would get along well, I think. Except when the goose reached out and pecked at Tubby. Tubby might not like that; I know I didn’t!
Delusive – so you’re the one! 😉
Bozoette – amen, sister!
I’m sure everybody had a crush on Ethan Hawke in Dead Poets Society. I think I still do. However, what a schmuck! I’ll have Uma any day compared to that fuckwit. Chuh!
Yeah Uma is really weird looking!
Just so ya know…It’s now illegal to FEED the fowl in RI! Little tidbit just in case you’re planning a visit any time soon! Stooopid state!
I tried reading his book but I had so much trouble getting past him being an actor. Actors please stay being “actors” and novelists “novelists”, thank you.
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Ethan Hawke always looks so fucking GREASY that I wouldn’t bang him with a barge pole for fear of getting his B.O. of the head all over me.
Uma Thurman looks like a fish. With big assed lips.
She’s got nice boobs though.
I think Uma Thurman looks like a goose. All long necked and gangly. Or is that Gwenylth Paltrow? Either way.
Bozoette- How true- My mom had a goose years ago (the farm years)that loved her yet she was terrified of it- it would attack everyone but her-The Freak!
Uma and Ethan….. Who gives a FROGS FAT ASS what the hell they do. OOOHHHH Poor babies- millionaires and they can’t stay married, he can’t keep his dick in his pants. I just don’t freakin’ get it. What the hell is wrong with people???? Although I did like Uma in The Truth About Cats and Dogs. Hey- Jeanine was in that too!!
Anyway- I’ll shut up now!