cute little kiiiiiiiitties! I need a baby kitty! Wah!” and then half a second later you’re like “If I don’t shove 43,000 calories of pure milk chocolate with some kind of creamy nougaty filling in my face RIGHT FUCKING NOW, I’m going to kill you all!” and then you’re all “GodDAMN shut UP, I just want to curl up in a ball and sob into the pillow AND I CANNOT DO THAT IF YOU’RE LOOKING ALL CONCERNED AND ASKING ME WHAT’S WRONG AND YOU DON’T LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE ME!”, and before you drift off to sleep, you’re all “Damn these boobs, DAMN THEM TO HELL, WHY must I gain 15 pounds of water in each boob EVERY damn month!”, that kind of PMS?
Yeah, it sucks.
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Oh man,
this is so cool. You can enter a url and your email address and this site will monitor the url you provide for changes, and when there’s a change it’ll send you an email. Kind of like a notify list for those awful people who don’t have one, or the bloggers who don’t update every day. It’s a godsend is what it is. Of course, it won’t work on sites that are passworded or require membership to read, but it sure helped me clear out my nibelung ring.
There must be other sites out there that do this as well; if you know of one you really like, feel free to leave a comment about it!
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Did I mention that the PMS Fairy came and made my boobs the size of Pamela And3rson’s head? It wouldn’t be so bad if they didn’t also HURT.
Damn PMS Fairy.
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In case you don’t read my comments (and why not? We had a perfectly good butts3x discussion going on in there the other day!), you can find the cat print, which is entitled “Fat Cat Capsizing” (thanks
Christy!)
here, for one, though a search on “Fat Cat Capsizing” would probably bring up other places to buy it.
And the egg-shaped cats (at least some of them) can be found
here.
Now pull the por-shuh around, Muffy, and let’s run to the Tar-zhay.
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That
Elizalou, such a copycat with linking to the old entries. Of course, did I mention that I copied the idea from
Shelley, who copied the idea from
Beth?
Copycats, the lot of us.
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Embarrassing confession: It wasn’t until this past weekend that I realized that
Joyce Maynard and
Jacquelyn Mitchard were two completely separate people. Apparently I had them blended into one person in my mind.
I
did think it was odd that
Twelve Times Blessed and
The Usual Rules came out at pretty much the same time.
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What is wrong with me? (Don’t answer that!) I have this horrid habit of knowing that something is going to suck and yet, I still buy it and read it or watch it anyway. My friend Skip told me that the Carni3 Wils0n book sucked in a big way, and I totally believed her, and yet I still bought it and read it for myself.
And that’s an hour and a half that I’ll never get back.
I’ve read the reviews and I know – just KNOW – that
Solaris is going to suck in a big way, and yet? I rented it yesterday.
I guess sometimes you just have to see the suckage for yourself to realize the depth and breadth of it.
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I sure do love that kitty.
Soon, I’ll just give up and cover the entire people bed with kitty beds, and sleep on the floor in the corner. At least the kitty hair is being contained to the kitty beds instead of being spread all over the (too-dark) bedspread!
Sweet-looking, ain’t he?
Who’d ever think…
…he could be so bitchy?]]>
I cried…I want chocolate…I want to send scathing emails to all major networks…I want to cut and paste Rachels post to everyone I know…I want to KILL! BTW I’m pmsing.
It seems most of the people I read are currently in the throes of PMS and are writing about it (self included). I didn’t go to the link because…well, just because. I’m all over the ice right now.
Robyn. Do you want me to come over there and snatch your cat, or what? Stop baiting me!!
I swear that cat should be the poster child for all women that have PMS!!
Gotta love that bitchy look,,,,meh!!!!!!!!
I feel just like TUBBY and you do! I could bite small children in the ankle! That is scare considering I’m a special needs assistant. That’s NOT the same as an assistant with special needs!
You know…….I don’t even get the boobs!
PMS bites! And so do I!
oh yes, I know that kind of pms.
Those Tubby photos crack me up! Your photographic opportunities have been absolutely fantastic lately…I can never get my kitties into such cute poses! :-/
Those Tubby pics are so funny! I find myself saying “Meh” now when something gets to me!!!!!! Hmm..I remember reading some where that women who are together a lot (Room mates, family members, best friends, etc) end up with their periods around the same time…wonder if that works with Journals too?? Maybe that is why we are almost all PMSing together????
And hey..I love the “last year…” entry links!! If I could figure out how to do the damn things, I’d add them to my page too 🙂
PMS. What’s PMS? I’m 64 and I had a hysterectomy in 1972. Thank ya jeezus.
Ya know what’s worse than PMS? NOT KNOWING WHEN YOU ARE PMSing! Since I had most of my purely ornamental reproductive organs removed, I never know when I am bitchy because I am bitchy, or bitchy cause I’m PMSing. Yes, it matters. I guess I should keep a calender. Or maybe Tracy should.
Meh.
I was waiting for the last picture in the series wherein Tubby leans a little too far to his left and topples off the end of the bed. His position looks dangerous!
Actually, what’s worse than PMS is living with someone who has PMS.
Trust me. 🙂
Only when you’re a big yappy freak, fool.
Yeah, I know that kind of pms- very well. And after having an indepth conversation with my ten year old son about what a period is and going into detail about the uterine lining and pregnancy and pads and hormones and how it can make a woman a feel differently during or before that time of the month, he looks at me and says, “Oh, THAT’S why! And gives me a hug… my guess would be my family understands it too…
You are officially syndicated!
I really liked Solaris- I think they marketed it wrong though and people weren’t expecting the movie it was. I really liked the line “There are no answers, there are only choices.” I keep trying to rent the original but it’s been out the last few times I’ve looked for it- but hey, I should celebrate that our crappy chain store carries subtitled movies at all.
Oh, Robyn, I do know that PMS! You had me laughing so hard! Somehow I’ve managed not to eat a pound of chocolate this month, but I really really wanted some.
I had such a case of PMS the other day that I compiled photographic evidence in my blog to prove that my cats are demons. hehe…but I do love my demons. 🙂 I should really take some photos of the messes that they make.
I finally figured it out, Tubby reminds me or Cartman.
Hahaha- I loved Fred’s comment.
Mozilla has a function to check pages for updates (the alerts you when there is a change via a changed icon, a sound or a pop up message.)
I gush over Mozilla too much. Heh.
Pinky, you’re not the only one. I really do have to give it a try, but I get the feeling that my computer’s just waiting for me to try one thing too many, and then it will bluescreen forever.
I need a new computer, mommy.