Man, this weekend went by in a flash, and I didn’t get hardly anything done that I’d intended. I’m twitchy and feel unsettled and like there’s something I’m forgetting to do, but I’ll be damned if I can figure out what it is.
I got 9/10ths of my Christmas shopping done over the weekend, just need to get a few more things, and I’m all set. My parents told us not to get them anything this year, and that had a snowball effect wherein I said to Fred “Why don’t you tell your parents not to get us anything this year, too, we’ll just get stuff for the kids?”, because it’s kind of ridiculous – we give them gift cards, they give us gift cards, what’s the point? As adults, if there’s something we want or need, we usually go and get it, and I know pretty much everyone else is the same.
We’re getting presents for the kids (this includes Fred’s niece and nephew and their significant others, even though they’re not really “kids”, they’ll probably be “kids” ’til they’re 40 or so!) and calling it good enough. It takes the pressure off the Christmas season, for sure. Fred and I aren’t giving each other gifts either – some years we do, more often we don’t. We’re old and boring and get each other gifts through the year, so why add to the pressure at Christmas?
I don’t even have to get a lot of stuff for the Spud – she wants a new phone, so when she comes to visit in January we’re going to the T-M0bile store and getting her a new one. I did want her to have a few small things to open from us at Christmas, though, and when she asked if I had the other Twilight books, I told her I’d get them for her for Christmas.
(Yes, the child is into the Twilight thing. ::DESPAIR:: )
So anyway, I’ve made a lot of headway as far as Christmas goes, but I still feel unsettled and twitchy like I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop.
I have to admit, I think it might be the fact that I went back on the birth control pill. I started it the Sunday after my last period started, and I’ve had two weeks of straight breakthrough bleeding. It’s more annoying than troublesome, but man. It’s REALLY annoying. If it doesn’t stop within the week, I’ll probably go off the pill. The only reason I went back on it was because I was tired of having my period every month like clockwork, not ’cause I wanted to bleed MORE, for the love of god.
Anyway.
So the weekend consisted mostly of doing laundry, running errands with Fred, going to Lacon Trade Days on Saturday (basically a flea market with animals on the side) to look at geese and turkeys, both of which are known to protect chickens. I’m not anti-turkeys, but I’d rather bring them up from babies rather than try to introduce adults to the flock. I am, however, anti-geese.
I loathe geese.
LOATHE THEM. With the hissing and the attitude, I cannot stand goddamn geese. It doesn’t help that a few years ago we were feeding ducks and geese at the University of Alabama and I wasn’t fast enough with the crackers for one asshole of a goose so s/he BIT MY ASS.
We didn’t end up buying any turkeys or geese, to my relief, though we did buy a hooded sweatshirt for me (I was FUCKING FREEZING) and some socks for him, and a bag of nice-looking onions. I would have been willing to hang out and look at more stuff, but did I mention that I was fucking freezing? Because I was. And I DO NOT LIKE TO BE COLD, thank you.
We stopped at the movie store on the way home and rented several movies (and the last couple of discs of last season’s Dexter), and then puttered around the house for the rest of Saturday.
Sunday we had to go out early in the morning to buy some fencing stuff, and then Fred spent part of the day working on the fence around the back forty. At one point I looked out and he was squatted down by one part of the fence, and there were about forty chickens gathered around him inspecting his work.
They crack me up.
I went out and held t-posts while Fred pounded them into the ground, and then in the afternoon we ran to Nearville to the pet store and made a few more stops. After dinner, we went back out so Fred could get more fencing stuff and I could look around, then we went to L0we’s.
Why, you are asking me, did we go to L0we’s?
Well, let me tell you. This year, I decided that it was ridiculous to have a fireplace and a shed full of seasoned firewood and not use it. So I declared that this was the year that I’d make fires in the fireplace on cold days and keep them going, and so every day for the past four or five days I’ve been making fires.
And kicking ass at it, if I may say so myself.
But the screen in front of the fireplace is a freestanding screen, not one of those ones attached to the fireplace, and it’s a screen the people who sold us this house left behind. And as is usual, it was a piece of shit. Every time I picked it up to move it out of the way, something fell off of it. Yesterday morning, it fell into two pieces.
Clearly, we needed a new screen.
So we stood in L0we’s, and I dithered about which screen I wanted, and finally I chose the mid-range one, and I’ll tell you this – I didn’t fully appreciate how much of a cheap and flimsy piece of shit the old screen was until I took the new one out of the box.
With all this errand-running and working outside, I think Fred was ready for bed by about 7:00. We watched the last two episodes of Dexter, and then we watched The Amazing Race, and then we watched My Name is Earl, and then we went to bed.
So, yeah. Exciting weekend.
(I’m not complaining!)
I was going to go to the mall today, but I need a day where I can just putter around the house, so I’m going to do that today.
I love my Crane humidifier (thank you, Sara, for the suggestion!). Not only is it adorable, it’s very quiet. And the fact that the steam comes out of the pig’s ears is a bonus.
These kittens are all such love bugs.
More pictures over at Love & Hisses.
Okay, two more videos from Dorkville!
(The DorkCast, if you will.)
Dorkville Take 8 from Nance on Vimeo.
Dorkville – Take 9 from Nance on Vimeo.
In these videos, Rick was in charge of running the camera, and he thought to himself “What angle would be the least flattering for these two women?”, and then he ran with it.
DAMN YOU RICK!
There’s a point in one of the videos (the second one, I think) where Nance mentions that I mocked a blogger’s child. I didn’t say anything NASTY about the child, it was just mildly rude (and it wasn’t about their appearance, it was a personality thing), and no I won’t tell you who it was, but I’ll tell you that I guarantee you they don’t read me, and I don’t think they read Nance either.
SO IT WASN’T YOUR CHILD.
Okay?
Okay.
Sheriff Mama keeps an eye on the back yard. She sees what’s going on and she disapproves.
Previously
2007: Stinkerbelle: “I have put my stamp of love upon him, and now I shall lay here and seethe with hatred for those hussies who think they can have him. THEY CANNOT.”
2006: Newton (full name: Newton “Newtie” McNewterton, the salty country kitty) is pretty, yet aloof. It drives the wimmins CRAYZEE.
2005: “Us”? Who’s this “us” kemosabe?
2004: I suppose I need to actually start buying lottery tickets to make these dreams come true.
2003: And also because you Canadians are so cool that I want to canoodle with each and every one of you.
2002: No entry.
2001: No entry.
2000: God bless the internet and online merchants, god bless their little black hearts.
1999: More Christmas talk.
Loved all of the videos. But I have to say that Rick is a superior cameeraman. I got rather seasick watching the first seven. Rick may not have had the most flattering angle, but at least he held the camera steady. 🙂
You inspired me to order one of those Crane humidifiers for my son’s room. I got the penguin one, since he loves penguins, and it should be here this week sometime. 🙂
Faye: I have to agree – Trey was the one who held the camera for the first seven, and his arms were getting reallllly tired (and he was getting reallllly bored) by the end! Rick held the camera for about ten seconds and then came up with the idea of setting up a book to put the camera on top of so his arms wouldn’t hurt! 🙂
Barbara: Yay! I hope you love yours as much as I love mine! 🙂
Totally unrelated, but: Tim Tams are in the hizz-ouse! I found them at Target this weekend (ON SALE!!) and bought chocolate and caramel. (I think?) I’ll let you know the concensus!
Robyn,
Love your site – I’m a first-time commenter.
Two words: endometrial ablation. Go to your ob/gyn and ask for the Novasure procedure (some can do it in their offices; I had mine done as an outpatient at the hospital). Anyway, the 15-minute procedure zaps that shit out of your uterus and NO MORE PERIODS! Only 2 downsides: you no longer have the excuse of “not tonight, honey, I’m on the rag” and you have no idea when/why you’re PMSing, but otherwise, it rocks!
-Tracy
We had a serious discussion about the Christmas budget. The adults agreed to scale back and we (with my son’s approval) decided to take 10% of the budget to buy food for the animal shelter. He helped buy and deliver it this past weekend. We are certainly doing other things as well, but the shelters here are really in need of donations – more than we are in need of more stuff.
I ordered the pig humudifier – I’ve been needing one for my room. Thanks for the recommendation!
i get such a kick out of you woman!!!! you rock and roll!!!
do you ever get lonely since the spud left?
I looked at the humidifiers too. They even have a Thomas the Train one. It was even $10 less than the other ones. Of course the wee one just happened to walk up while I was looking at it.
We had gotten a whole house humidifier a few years ago at Home Depot. It was a couple hundred dollars and you basically cut a small hole out of the top of the furnace duct work and attach it and that way it sends it throughout the house. It worked pretty well to cut down the static. I hate hate hate static. You see, I love to wear comfy fleece and static makes it unbearable to wear what with all the sticking to you all the time. I must say, we just got a new furnace put in last spring with the humidifier and it does work 10x better than the one we put in ourselves, but we also paid a ton more for this one.
Last but not least Twilight books, between you talking about them and then Jane going totally ga-ga over the Twilight books, I picked up the first one for my daugther for Christmas. Then I think, well, I better read it first to make sure it is appropriate for her, she is only 12. So I read it in 2 days. Then she reads the whole thing in one day. Then I begin twitching because I need to find the second book ASAP. Found that one and am shaking like a junkie waiting for the third one to come in the mail. I will blame Jane. It is all her fault. I know how much she likes your commenters to talk about her. *snicker*
We did the same exact thing this year on the only buying for kids. And me and Drew rarely buy for each other at xmas either and people think we are weird. I have always been in the school of “we are adults we buys our needs and wants throughout the year!”.
I think I need the pig humidifier, I will say it is for the kids! 🙂
I, too, loathe geese. Back at the dawn of time, a pair of particularly loathesome geese trapped me in my van and would not let me leave. And these creatures were part of a petting zoo!
Have you thought about guiennas? I know those little mothers are LOUD. They squawk when someone drives up and they squawk when something (dog, etc) gets close. As for protecting, I don’t know, just know that they’re some kind of “watch dog”.
My husband and I haven’t exchanged Christmas gifts in over 8 years not only because we don’t have money to do so, but also because never wants anything. It is just easier to buy for the the kids anyhow.
One question for you Robyn: I see you have a control knob on your cute little piggie – does it make a big difference between the different settings mist production wise? I want to get one for when the kids rooms for when they are sick, but their rooms are so small that using a regular vaporizer with their doors closed makes horrible condensation (read: indoor rain) on the ceiling and walls. (We 2 have naughty cats that drive the kids nuts at night, so we keep their doors closed.)
I love geese, but from afar. Get too close and they confuse your fingers for french fries.
Come over to the Twilight side……… what do you have against hot perpetually teenage vampires with gorgeous topaz eyes? [snort]
Never thought I’d get into those books either – but they grow on you. Like FUNGUS. I’m completely obsessed now.
Speaking of geese – we have a ton of Canadian geese here and there is a huge herd/pack/gaggle/whatever that hangs out on the grass area where my husband works. From afar – they are somewhat neat looking – up close, they are mean & nasty and try to bite/chase people. The other day the entire bunch of them were slowly meandering across the road and had traffic backed up for at least 10 minutes. So I am done with the geese. I think someone mentioned guienna hens (I probably spelled that wrong). My uncle had quite a few on his ranch and as I remember they were quite dumb and continually got run over because they would run toward cars. Possibly trying to be protective but it just didn’t work out. You had to drive in quite a long way on a dirt road to get to the ranch house and those birds would literally lunge toward any cars. They would see their bird friends get run over and then they would do it too. Just a vicious cycle of poor dumb guienna hens – possibly they really aren’t all that dumb, maybe he had a bad batch!
Dang it, they come out with the cute humidifiers now that my kids are older and don’t need them like they did when they were croup-y! I’m fighting hard to justify one here in humid S. Florida!
Relevant to absolutely nothing (but cats), this is too funny; my kids and I up quote the end every day!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ltqz3EpufU
You’re welcome. I have the Hello Kitty and froggie and I adore them.