December Bitchypoo logo! This one was created by wonderful reader Aly, who has done lots of logos for me in the past! Thanks, Aly!!!
Anyone in the Kansas area in the market for a cat? Go read.
Miss Stinky Stakes Her Claim.
Stinkerbelle: “Listen UP, hussies. I unnerstand you’ve been trying to SNUGGLE with MY boyfriend, and THAT ain’t gonna happen!”
Tommy: “ZzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz. (Uh oh, how’d she hear that I’ve been snuggling with the hussies? Oh, right. That’s all over the internet. But I didn’t think she knew how to Google! She said using the mouse was too awkward without opposable thumbs!)”
Stinkerbelle: “He is MY boyfriend – MINE – and you can’t come slinking in here, sashaying across the bed, and demanding a snuggle.”
Tommy: “ZzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz. (But I can’t help it. I’m only so strong when faced with strange kittens who are demanding snuggles!)”
Stinkerbelle: “I’m talking to YOU, goofball. Just because he’s black and you’re mostly black doesn’t mean he’s YOURS. He’s MINE, and I don’t care if you’re long and slinky and I’m short and edging toward portly. I’ve put my stamp on him and he is MINE.”
Tommy: “ZzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz. (She’s goofy, but she’s a good snuggler. I cannot keep my paws to myself.)”
Stinkerbelle: “MINE, get me? MINE.”
Felicia: “Yeah, yeah, he’s yours. Can we go back to sleep now?”
Tommy: “ZzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz. (I had no idea Stinky was so possessive. I kinda like it.)”
Stinkerbelle: “MINE. I am going to snuggle with MY boyfriend, unnerstand?”
Mister Boogers: “Could someone shut her up?”
Felicia: “Srsly.”
Punki: “Ya rly.”
Tommy: “ZzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz. (I think they get the idea. Good lord she can go on and on.)”
Stinkerbelle: “I have put my stamp of love upon him, and now I shall lay here and seethe with hatred for those hussies who think they can have him. THEY CANNOT.”
Tommy: “ZzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz. (I can’t help it if all the wimmins want me. I’m RATHER gorgeous.)”
Stinkerbelle: “Yeah, okay, maybe sometimes I like to snuggle with Mister Boogers. Even sometimes I lick him on atop his head. But he is a magnificent bastard and that cannot be helped. In any case, Tommy is mine. MINE.”
Tommy: “ZzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz. (Uh oh. Does she know that I snuggle with Mister Boogers, too? Would that make her more jealous, or less?)”
Stinkerbelle: “MINE.”
Stinkerbelle: “MINE. Mine. Mi..zzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.”
Previously 2006: Newton (full name: Newton “Newtie” McNewterton, the salty country kitty) is pretty, yet aloof. It drives the wimmins CRAYZEE. 2005: “Us”? Who’s this “us” kemosabe? 2004: I suppose I need to actually start buying lottery tickets to make these dreams come true. 2003: And also because you Canadians are so cool that I want to canoodle with each and every one of you. 2002: No entry. 2001: No entry. 2000: God bless the internet and online merchants, god bless their little black hearts. 1999: More Christmas talk.]]>
HaHaHaHa, that was GREAT! I love your kitty pics with captions that make them stories! Yay!
I am so glad I’m not the only person out there who makes up conversations for my cats! You just made my day!
It’s so sad. Stinkerbelle thinks she’s fighting to keep her man, but she’s gonna run him off if she keeps acting like that.
On the next Springer!
Robyn, did you mean to call us all Stinkerbelle when you told us where to send you a card? Hee! I’m sorry, but it’s making me laugh every time I go back and read it.
Speaking of Stinkerbelle, she’s quite the possessive little hussy! I’m waiting for her to go all “Fatal Attraction” on Felicia’s ass. 🙂
LisaL: HEE! I totally did not mean to do that. But it’s making me laugh like crazy!
Got your card! Love it! My grandson Asher (3 yrs old) looked at it, scrunched up his face and said, “Santa Cat is grumpy!”
Hee! That Stinkerbelle is surely the Queen Bitch of the Household now! But damn her, she is one of those that can be portly and still be beautiful. Damn I am even jealous of her!
snort** get ’em Stinkerbelle