The weather here lately has been absolutely freakin’ gorgeous (at least, it was until this past weekend, and right now it’s raining – but that’s okay, because we needed some rain!). After the long hot summer we had, it’s more than welcome. I could use daytime temps lower than the 80s but I know that’s coming. But when the temps get up into the low 80s, something happens that encourages all the house flies in the area to come on inside and hang out with us. The kittens will chase the flies, and sometimes catch them. Other times they chase the flies and tromp across my keyboard, hitting some key that makes everything go wonky, and then I have to have a hissy fit.
So, same old same old around here, in other words.
Fred started making a case to keep Magoo (AKA Tony Rocky Horror) a few weeks ago. As I opened my mouth to respond with the usual “We do NOT NEED ANY MORE FUCKING PERMANENT RESIDENT CATS” argument, I saw that someone – one of the permanent residents – had sprayed the foot board of my bed, and though I might have been convinced to keep Magoo’s crazy little potentially-loony self before I saw the spray, afterward that kitten had no chance in Hell of staying here for good. It ain’t happening, no matter what a cute little character he is. I love the hell out of our fosters, but have no desire to keep any more cats. Our permanents are in good shape – Spanky’s even put on about half a pound in the past few months – so for the time being we’ll be remaining at 13 permanent residents thankyouverymuch.
The garden’s pretty much done for the year. We’ve still got a few tomato plants chugging along, giving us a handful or two of Sungolds every week, and the okra plants are still hanging in there, but other than those and the catnip in one raised bed and the garlic chives in another, we’re done for the year. Well, I do have garlic coming, so we’ll be planting those in the big garden, but despite my big plans to plant cabbage and carrots this year, I am finding myself seriously unmotivated to do anything in the garden at this point, and so I’m guessing it’s not going to happen. We’ve got enough green beans, greens, carrots, corn, okra, and squash to get us through to next Summer. Maybe next year my get-up-and-go will have returned (maybe not).
I always get SUPER excited about the garden in the Winter, retain a little of the excitement through ’til early June, and then around the sixth or seventh time Fred walks through the door with a huge bucket of squash, I pretty much wish the garden would go fuck itself. This year we planted too much squash and not enough tomatoes. Next year I’ll be bitching about having too many tomatoes. That’s just how it goes.
Things are going fine; I made and canned a couple of batches of jalapeno jelly last week, and I’m about to start making habanero hot sauce and jams in the next week or so. We didn’t end up with a huge number of hababeros (probably because we didn’t plant many pepper plants this year), so the jams and hot sauces will be limited. When they’re made and available, I’ll announce them here, as well as at Love & Hisses.
(I’m still posting at Love & Hisses five days a week, for the record.)
Have you checked out Dinosaurs Can’t Eat Pizza lately? We’ve made Old-Fashioned Apple Dumplings, Crockpot Beans and Hot Dogs, Sugar Cream Pie, and Sauteed Green Beans and Cherry Tomatoes. Check ’em out!
Previously
2011: The Catpranos
2010: Much like the cobbler’s children who go without shoes, we significant others of those who deal with computers have to beg and plead and limp along on crappy computers before the computer geniuses in our lives fix whatever is ailing our stupid computer.
2009: Life is good.
2008: How about that, genius?
2007: Except that seeing me so enraged the praying mantis that it took flight and flew at my head.
2006: No entry.
2005: No entry.
2004: I could have done a faster job with a measuring spoon and my ass.
2003: She was stymied by her big butt, which wouldn’t fit under the shed.
2002: Here’s my question: It’s open 24-hours, so why the FUCKITY FUCK FUCK can’t they stock in the wee hours of the morning when NO ONE IS THERE?
2001: It’s funny how two people can look at the same thing and see it differently, isn’t it?
2000: No entry.
13 is an unlucky number. It would be much better to have a good solid even number such as 14. Besides he is such a sweet boy and shouldn’t Fred be able to get his way every now and then? Maybe if he promises to help more in taking care of your “kids”?
I offer to you that Fred gets his way more often than he doesn’t in regards to the adoption of cats (Kara, Jake & Elwood, Alice Mo).
I’m with you Miz Robyn, 13 cats are enough. Everybody gets burned-out on their gardens about this time of the year.Time to rest and enjoy the fall weather. Maybe do some baking.
I’m going to give that no-knead bread a try this Fall, I think. I’ve only been talking about doing that for two years now – I think this is the year!
13 is more than enough. I have 3 and I am forever cleaning litter boxes, and picking up barf. My sister (who I live with) and I have talked about you recently. We both were like “How does Bitchypoo (yes we call you BP even though we both know your name) do it with so many cats?” She must spend half a day, every day cleaning litter boxes and barf up. Plus the foster cats?! I’m exhausted thinking about it. LOL!
It’s worse some days than others. There are some days I’d sell the whole lot of them for $1.99!
“giving us a handful or two of Sungolds every week”
Hee – I keep picturing a tomato plant with little orange tabby kittens hanging off of it
13 is always demonized as an unlucky number, and I must confess to an odd little OCD-esque preference for even numbers, but a lot of lucky things have happened to me that involved the number 13, so I’m going to say you are correct to stick to 13 perm.residents!
I always intended to get a picture of Sungold the kitten next to a bowl of Sungold the tomatoes.
Awww!!! Cant you give him another chance? I am with Bella, 14 is such a nice round number. ROFL!!!
He’s a sweet boy, but NO.
13 is enough, especially if a perm. resident is starting to spray.