new logo! This one was created by reader Christine. Damn that Bob – he never shares the good stuff!
Thanks, Christine!
Also, I need a logo for February and beyond, if anyone’s interested!
Boy, that was a relaxing week off!

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I flew home on Monday, this time flying on US Air. I tell you what, if I ever try to claim that all airlines are alike, feel free to smack me directly upside the head. Flying on US Air after flying on Northwest was like going from traveling in the back seat of a Beetle to traveling in the back seat of a limo. Not that the plane was all that new or fancy, but there was at least plenty of room for my legs under the seat, even with my super-stuffed laptop bag shoved under there. ALSO they gave little bags of pretzels with the beverage service, and I don’t even like pretzels but it’s still the principle of the thing. They gave out snacks, even if they were minuscule bags of pretzels, rather than expecting you to pay $2 for a little can of Pringles.

Interesting place to take (and leave) a pregnancy test, don’t you think? Interesting beverage to drink while taking the test, too. (NO it isn’t MINE) I’d love to know the story behind this – if it was a traveler passing through, someone who works at the airport, someone dropping someone off to catch a flight, or something else altogether. (
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Negative. Good news or sad news, I wonder? (
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The first leg was from Portland to Washington National, and I don’t know if I’ve never flown into National before or if I just don’t remember, but it was very neat, flying into the city and seeing all the monuments I’ve only ever seen from the ground.
My gripe about National was that I had to exit one part of the airport and then go through security again to get to my gate and I really fucking loathe the whole shoes-off-jacket-off-laptop-out-show-ticket-to-security-agent bullshit, but it wasn’t all that busy, so it went pretty quickly and wasn’t all that painful. The security agent (?) who looked over my ticket and my license before I went through security did this thing where he’d look intently at my license and then flick his eyes up to my face and stare, then back to the license, then back to my face to stare. If I hadn’t seen him do the exact same thing to the people in front of me, I would have gotten worried that this was going to be the time they weren’t going to let me through security (since the picture on my license was taken 150 or so pounds ago) and I’d have to rent a car and drive the rest of the way home. He let me through, though. He also looked a lot like
Kenneth from
30 Rock.
I got lunch at a cart, and sat by my gate to eat lunch, then tried connecting to the wireless internet. I had no luck, I don’t know if it was just where I was sitting or what, so I played a couple of games of Snood, packed my carryon back up, and popped over to the store to buy a bottle of water and a Washington DC sweatshirt because I only bought WAY too many clothes when I was in Maine and apparently hadn’t gotten the shopping out of my system just yet.
I landed in Huntsville right on time, got my luggage, and met Fred in front of the terminal in short-term parking. We stopped to pick up sandwiches at Subway (if it wasn’t so close to dark, I probably could have convinced him to take me out to dinner, but WE MUST NOT ALLOW THE CHICKENS TO REMAIN AT LARGE AFTER DARK DUE TO POSSIBLE PREDATORS) for dinner, and then we were home.
The cats milled about while I put all my stuff away, and they climbed on the suitcase and my laptop bag and hissed and smacked at each other, the way they always do when something new is going on, but by the time we settled down to watch TV, the cats had decided there was nothing exciting going on, and life went back to normal.
I spent a good part of Tuesday running errands, cleaning the house, doing laundry. You know, all the fun stuff. I ran to the pet store to see if Elle and Skittles had been adopted yet. They hadn’t, although there were lots of empty cages that indicated the weekend had been a good adoption weekend. My foster kitties aren’t getting adopted but it appears other kitties are getting adopted just fine.
Wednesday – my birthday – I celebrated by having my teeth cleaned. Happy 40th birthday to me!

Friday I boxed Punki and Felicia up and took them to the pet store. Since Elle and Skittles hadn’t been adopted, when I asked the shelter manager if there was room for Punki and Felicia at the pet store, she said there was, but they’d have to share a cage with Elle and Skittles. The cage Elle and Skittles were in was a big one, but really too small for 4 8 month-old kittens. I asked Fred if he minded if I brought Elle and Skittles back home with me so they wouldn’t be stuck four in a cage, and he agreed pretty quickly.

Punki’s almost got the look o’ het down pat.
Punki and Felicia were less than thrilled at being left in a cage, and Elle and Skittles weren’t too thrilled about being put in carriers, either. Once I got them home, I put them in the foster room and shut the door so they could sniff around for a while. When Fred got home, he went in to see them, and they immediately ran over and purred and rubbed against him. I don’t know if they remember being here before, but it’s my guess that they do. They seem to, anyway.

Ellie-belly, especially, seems to remember snack time, because every time I’m in the kitchen she comes in howling for food. She’s such a sweet thing, I don’t get why no one’s adopted her yet.

Skittles does not approve of this “reading” nonsense.

Five minutes after I took this picture, I went to the door to call Fred in for his lunch. Sugarbutt was sitting there staring intently out the window at the stoop, which he spends a lot of time doing. I opened the door, then realized there was a goldfinch sitting on the door mat. “Oh!” I said, and bent down, assuming that as soon as I moved, he’d fly away. Instead, he looked up at me, and like a FLASH Sugarbutt was out the door, had the bird in his mouth, and ran back inside. “Sugarbutt, NO!” I bellowed. My voice echoed across the lawn to the church parking lot, where people were getting into their cars. I slammed the door and chased Sugarbutt up the stairs to the guest bedroom. He put the bird down on the guest bedroom floor, and cats swarmed from everywhere to stare hungrily at the bird. I picked him up, and he didn’t make a sound. Fred came through the door as I reached it, and took the bird. He stood with it in his hand for a few minutes before the bird flew off. Later, I realized that there was a yellow feather stuck to the door, so what I guess happened is that the bird hit the door and was sitting there stunned when I came to the door. That’s some unlucky timing for him, huh?

Orange kitties galore!
Previously
2007: No entry.
2006: No entry.
2005: Y’all rock.
2004: So many books, so little time.
2003: Ah, good times.
2002: So, you know what I hate?
2001: No entry.
2000: I was a tad peeved.]]>
So glad you are back! Belated birthday wishes!
From someone who just had back surgery(herniated disc from LIFTING something heavy)-PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do NOT lift anything like that again! You hear me young lady?
Happy to have you back here in cyberworld
and happy, happy, happy BELATED birthday to you !
ps..how do you know if a predator comes after the bitchez? do you have some type of alarm or do you just listen out?I always think of one of my fave kids movies when I see your bitchez and now that you’ve talked about predators too.The movie is Barnyard and I HIGHLY recommend it to kids and adults alike !
Happy belated birthday!
40’s the greatest.:)
Damn , why did I never think to take my camera into the airplane bathroom?
I’ll add my well-wishes for a Happy Belated 40th Birthday. I’ve also got an idea for the February logo… gonna go work on that when monkey-boy goes down for a nap this afternoon.
Glad you’re back. Isn’t landing at National fun? Did you come in down the river? Beautiful sites… sure do miss that place.
Damn, woman. You do more before lunch than I do in an entire week!
Glad you’re back!
I know what you mean about the airport security guys eyeing your ID with a picture from about a hundred pounds ago. My driver’s license finally expired and I was so happy to get that new photo! Too bad my passport still has another three years on it … ugh! Trust me – it’s even worse when the Croatian border officials give you the stink eye.
Did you get your Roomba already? I’m dieing to hear what you have to say about it
Cherry: I did, and I’ll be writing about it in tomorrow’s entry (today’s just got too long).
Hey Robyn- did I wish you a Happy Birthday yet? The meds have me forgetful and confused. Much love to you!
Janet, I think HAVING A COLLAPSED LUNG excuses you from the birthday wishing requirements.
(And thanks – Janet and all of you!)
Happy Birthday to you
I was born in zoo
I totally forgot your birthday
and I’m kind of smelly too
Sorry I forgot!
Glad you’re back!
At least it wasn’t a bottle of Jack Daniels next to the pregnancy test
I agree with LisaL…I feel so lazy after reading about what all you accomplished in one day.
I missed you this past week. Glad to see you back!
Welcome back!! And a belated Happy Birthday too (although, I don’t know how that can work, your birthday’s already over, oh, well. Everyone says that anyway) And may I say, you’re “very spry for your age”! Hahaha!
heloooo! belated birthday greetings, comrade! i am so chuffed that you got the book and read it too, woohoo! thanks so much. and skittles makes a great book-warmer. hehe
Welcome back Robyn,
For a few days I was in denial and I would come to the page just to see if you missed us SO much that you had to post. Then about Weds. or Thursday I accepted that you really were not going to post until the 14th. Today I was delighted when I realized it was the 14th, the day Robyn said she would return, and actually found a nice long post from you! Hooray!
Kathy
Welcome home, and belated birthday greetings from me too
Shauna is one of my favourite bloggers and I was rapt to find out she’s got a book out. I can’t wait to get my hands on my own copy!
Kathy A, I laughed when I read your post because I did the same thing! LOL. I just KNEW she’d be writing before today. But she didn’t…. sigh. Welcome back Robyn.
So did you throw the PG test away so that the next person in there didn’t think it was YOURS?! I’m one of those weirdos who throws extra t.p. into the port-a-potty so that the next person doesn’t think that stinky mess that was there BEFORE me was left BY me!
Welcome back,Robyn!
When you mentioned Fred was in the coop,I immediately went into “my weirdo what-if mode” of wondering what folks who were phoning for Fred thought when you told them Fred was:in the henhouse,in the coop,chasing the girls around the yard,trying to teach the c*** some manners,etc… Would they at first think you were speaking in secret code”
And just what does he do in there? I betcha a nanny-cam would catch him singing and baby-talking to the chickens in ways only millions of people on U-Tube could appreciate. :o)